Ursula

I'm always yelling and I think it's cool to swear

[Aj @Ajwritescrypto]

SHE SAID YES! 💍
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[Ursula @ursularoseee]

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Twitter won’t let me retweet this more than once..? Probably for the best I have zero chill

[Ursula @ursularoseee]

Zoboomafoo

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Is it possible to file a defamation lawsuit against Snapchat for showing me “a look back at 2021”

[Ursula @ursularoseee]

When ppl get all political just because I start talking about politics 🙄

[Ursula @ursularoseee]

*farts to cover up the sound of my cough*

[Ursula @ursularoseee]

I am FULLY vaccinated, but somehow I’m still gay..? Anyone else experiencing this?

[Ursula @ursularoseee]

People that have military time on their phones have a god complex

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Don’t fucking talk to me I am playing Farmville

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I will never forgive gen z for getting mint juul pods banned

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I will physically shit on anyone who tries to take blame for things that aren’t their fault

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Give me ur Spotify premium in exchange for deep throat (excludes pandora)

[Ursula @ursularoseee]

Whose dick do I gotta suck to get Spotify premium?

[Ursula @ursularoseee]

Whose dick do I gotta suck to get Spotify premium?

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No mom u can’t just say that, there’s no way that bitch flew a plane

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My mom claims to be “pro choice” yet she didn’t abort me? Seems pretty unfair if you ask me. Which she DID NOT.

[Ursula @ursularoseee]

Did I walk into my bosses office to ask her a question? YES. Did I proceed to trip over her heater cord and eat shit? YES. Did I then say “watch out, that’s a choking hazard!” YES. Did I cry in the bathroom for 7 mins after? That’s one secret I’ll never tell...xoxo 😘 gossip girl