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Create At All Costs.

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

Davido: *Finishes settling Chioma’s native law requirements*

Davido: *Enters studio for “If” remix*

Davido: 🎶 UPDATE: 15 billion naim remain for the akant iyooooo... 🎶

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

When Instablog hears gist:

[GU🅰️🅿️ @2x_guap]

New @urtfin_inc outfit soon...Designed by me ..This one is gonna be special 🤞🏾

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

Roman: *Enters Lagos* I’m looking for a bus going to the six

Guy: The six? Bro, you’re in the wrong country & continent. “The six” is Toronto, Canada

Roman: Where’s VI?

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

3 types of people who lose at FIFA

1. Good sports: "Nice game bro"

2. Pad blamers: "Why you go give me pad wey "X" no dey work? See as all my square-play just dey waste"

3. Sore losers: "You're winning at FIFA but I'm winning at life, you go still beg me for money na, bastard"

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

Crush: Why should I trust you? All the guys I've been dating have been dogs.

Me: .........

Crush: Well? Aren't you going to say anything?

Me: ........... meow

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

Lionel Messi has been the best player in the world this past season. Congratulations to those that won the Champions League, the Copa America and AFCON but the Player of the Year? Lionel Messi! *This post is closed to irrational comments*

[Toyoulope @toyoulope]

I did jamb twice, on both occasions I had the same score (180). Seeing the result, my dad asked; Tolu, Shey ti last year lo print ni?

[SUPREMOS 🤍🐘 @DONJAZZY]

This month we WIN. Claim it. 🙏🏿

[Ottilia Anna MaSibanda @MaS1banda]

My favourite scammer this month is this fella that convinced some people he's Jesus.
💀🤣💀

[Chocolate Martini @LUmeigbo]

They give the best hug and kiss you can think of.

[Stella Damasus @stelladamasus]

I am in tears right now. Just got off the phone with someone I have known for 15 years. She had the same experience with this same pastor. The details of her experience were so shocking. She told ppl around him, but they all suppressed it. Are ppl still doubting this incident?

[yawa @eloraidii]

When you’ve been claiming hot girl summer but your friends find out you’ve been sending paragraphs to a nigga

[Ibe 🎒 @maziibe_]

“I just called to check up on you. How family”

4 days after.

“How are you. I talk say make I call to check on you and the family”

6 days after.

“Abeg wire me small thing. Enu gbe brother”

[GU🅰️🅿️ @2x_guap]

FLIP YOUR PHONE UPSIDE DOWN

˙ʍou sʇɹɐʇs ʞǝǝʍ ʇsɹoʍ ɹnoʎ 'sıɥʇ ʇǝǝʍʇǝɹ ʇ,uop noʎ ɟI ˙ʇɥɓıuoʇ sʍǝu pooɓ ploʇ ǝq llıʍ noʎ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ǝɔuıS

[Wiki @kikilopemi]

What of if the night king wins because him and the white walkers represent death, and it’s the only certainty, like no matter what you do death always wins you can’t beat that shit

[AbdulBasit @air_sensei_]

When you get a proper ass whooping, but still have to prove to your guys

[AbdulBasit @air_sensei_]

I thought I made his life coloful... damn crayons