eek! a mouse!

sorry i lost my train of thought

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“sublime” should not be a positive adjective. it sounds like the thing you are describing is literally lower than limes. like subhuman, but sublime

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@musicboxdreams @sl0wbloom yes he told me he was from michigan shortly before dropping a hard r n-word and chanting “race war” 🤦‍♀️

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@runitbacklivie @brendan905 i hope u slam ur fingers in a door today

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wanna be treated like a princess but i act like a trailer park boy

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having a crush literally rots my brain

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pimp in distress

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@prmskpr they sound like metal imagine dragons to me

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i have a feeling this online dating thing isn’t gonna work out for me

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got red wine splatter all over my white air forces

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i’m an alcofrolic

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i’ve updated this to “twangly dangly”

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petition to change the description of midwest emo from “twinkly” to plucky ducky

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@carinthecreek dude canada is ridiculous. i flew through toronto and even for an airport everything was sooo expensive

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look at this pet sematary JFK i made

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slow death by charmer is the only song i will need until it gets warm out

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whoever boxed my food knows i’m goin through shit

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@tigersjawn I don’t trust people who don’t include L4D on this list

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took bong rips for the first time in a minute and i’ve watched this tiktok of a guy rolling a burrito like 30 times

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my old phone broke, couldn’t get into my apple id with this new one and i lost a lot of shit. i haven’t been that upset about it but today i realized my notes app list of funny band names i’ve come up with is gone and i wanna throw up

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@armslengthblues thanks for making me so fuckin sad guys

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if you shame people for using box dye you’re annoying