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no 💖

[k 🐞✨🌷florescence @eatingchoc_kake]

Like this tweet (not the qt) so they double the donation amount pls

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@goldenbeets it was great especially going in with zero context even around genre.

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@AddieLeeWhelan ahhh the holidays 💖

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@grkirwin I actually think you 100% should

[Zakiya N. Jamal 🩷 (RTs & Updates Only) @ZakiyaNJamal]

per that little letter this is the most up to date list of baseline salaries i have so idk what he's going on about 🤪

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@AddieLeeWhelan yes I texted Bob and put him up to it

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@AddieLeeWhelan @deuxmoiworld Did you see the messages about Chris evans? I died.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

That’s my emotional support half melted iced coffee

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WHY IS IT SAYING GENERAL PUBLIC ONSALE HUH

[Cari ❤️‍🔥 @skippingdown16]

Ticketmaster is my boyfriend, Ticketmaster is a god, Ticketmaster is the breeze in my hair in the weekend, Ticketmaster is a relaxing thought

[Delaney @dee_gay]

me scrolling through #loveisblind and liking every Bartise hate tweet

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also whose making the next Twitter? or are we just bringing tumblr back.

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imo except in the cases of textbooks ( which are inaccessible to many people and unavailable at most libraries ) I’m glad z-library shut down.

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AYO SWEET NOTHING GIRLS RISE UP

[Homo Honey @DixPeyton]

We don’t owe men shit but we do owe jack antonoff a little treat or two

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

The exciting thing about a new Taylor Swift album is not only new music but a new personality to annoy all my friends and family with.

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@taylornation13 Does this count as morning? Or are we supposed to stay up #mayhemtilthemorning

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@AddieLeeWhelan no

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@AddieLeeWhelan I’m simply waiting for her to release Sweet 😡