urtypicalmonkey

nak jadi bodoh dan bangang. kadang kadang je nak jadi bijak. bi top

[urtypicalmonkey @urtypicalmonkey]

before kerja….layan dulu 🫠

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once buka acc ni, mmg ter scroll, mmg terus…

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siapa nak isap kote? 🥹

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apa yg ada? siapa yg kena leak? cuba share!! nak tengok jugak! ish! fomo ni

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@yourboiii_7 hahahahahaha faham. so kena shave sikit la kan?

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bottom suka tak kalau top xshave bulu kote?

[urtypicalmonkey @urtypicalmonkey]

Swipe Tinder, profile gambar tetek dgn puting. aku kena melting ke mcm mana ni?

[Daksepet @_Daksepet]

So as Top...
Tak boleh merajuk
Tak boleh ada perasaan
Tak boleh nak luahkan isi hati
Kena sentiasa jadi gentlemen
Kena sentiasa jadi manly

Nanti kena terus label as bottom..BULLSHIT!!

[urtypicalmonkey @urtypicalmonkey]

@yzzmm_ kote saya?

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@sryanhust 👀

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sedapnya kalau bangun pagi, ada orang isap kote 😮‍💨

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YES!!! nak cari kawan lagi ni hehe

[urtypicalmonkey @urtypicalmonkey]

kote aku suruh tanya beli kat mana

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

finally, shower HEAD

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@twinkypromises 🫠

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@yzzmm_ hmm patut la u taklayan i hmm

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pelan pelan work out balik 😮‍💨

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i dont mind kote kena isap depan kawan kawan gini 😜

[urtypicalmonkey @urtypicalmonkey]

baru bangun. kalau la bangun ada yg isap kote aku sedap ni 😮‍💨

[urtypicalmonkey @urtypicalmonkey]

at this hour, ada sesiapa nak blowjob kote aku tak? 😭

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@yourboiii_7 hahahaha geram kadang tu

[urtypicalmonkey @urtypicalmonkey]

yg kat tinder letak gambar gambar shirtless takda muka ni, kalau swipe, aku kena berkenalan dengan tetek puting kau ke? lepas tu yang gambar bukit, kau nak aku cari haiwan tersembunyi ke macam mana?