jt

@Arsenal @Angels @chivas

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

why is everything so pointless

[jt @urulegionn]

6 more months isn’t bad

[NextMex @NextMexOficial]

🚨CONFIRMED: Gilberto Mora to stay at Xolos for at least six more months
🇲🇽🤝

[T∆m∆r∆ @FailingAtLife_]

PinkPantheress EGOT imminent...

[PL CHAMPIONS🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ArseneWasRight]

What kind of strategy is this

[Jack @DFABaty]

Netflix panning to Asian people in the crowd after Murakami hits a home run

[(𝐅𝐚𝐧) 𝐄𝐦𝐦𝐲 @AfcEmmy]

Just realizing Trossard last goal was the one that gave us the premier league title

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

🚨🚨THIS IS DIABOLICAL🚨🚨

PHILADELPHIA SPORTS FANS ARE BOOING THE KIDS ON THE FIELD WHO ARE NOT ABLE TO CATCH THE BALLS AT THE HOME RUN DERBY.

💀💀💀

Only in Philadelphia do they do this…

[jt @urulegionn]

do yall think im fat?

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

JORDAN WALKER IS THE 2026 HOME RUN DERBY CHAMP 🔥

He becomes the FIRST-EVER Cardinal to win the Derby 🤯

(via @MLB)

[HeyGrey_400k @HGreyxd]

Solo les quiero hacer recordar que este retrasado logro cancelar a Apu porque le parecía un estereotipo dañino y desde ese momento el estereotipo más normal de los indios se convirtió en que son violadores en potencia, retrasados que se mueren por tonterías y amantes de la mierda

[jt @urulegionn]

@reformedscammer my feelings have been hurt today

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

This is the guy who just wrote that wordy, 8 paragraph statement assuring us he's ok after a fall left him unconscious.

[Christina Henderson @chenderson]

I wish more journalists would point out that Sen. McConnell is essentially on paid sick & medical leave.

The same employment protection he has spent his career blocking other Americans from having.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

I posted a picture yesterday from the McConnell campaign that a lot of people claimed was AI and demanded proof it was real. Fortunately, Mitch’s team was kind enough to provide proof, but this has to stop. Let the poor man recover.

[jt @urulegionn]

bc it landed on the same day as his rehab appt lol

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Los Angeles Dodger Kiké Hernández has decided not to attend the team's visit to the White House.

[Sophie @oldhagposting]

When the twitter video ends and you end up watching Desperate Housewives and Everybody Hates Chris from clipfarming accounts

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Mitch McConnell is dead, and this Proof of Life photo was a rushed rough draft. The newspaper is AI and doesn't exist. He's wearing jeans in a hospital bed. His hand is operating a computer mouse.

Elaine Chao had escaped to China, but now she's back and she's implicated in the cover up.

These are giant piles of crimes for everyone involved, which now includes Vance and Chao. I love this for them.

None of this detective work is mine.

He died in June.

[for example nothing 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @abdvlahi]

Flight landed and I immediately googled Bruno Guimaraes gossip

[ade 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇰 @prvr_10]

They discovered their first Haaland ghost sesh