henry

I only make love while listening to Phil Collins

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@M0ntante #ryder

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@geoffreybowser @EsotericCD Wisconsin. Will be super tight.

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@geoffreybowser @mikeduncan In. I’ll have my boss cc you on all communications. But you have to promise not to strike on my court date. Dame, CJ, Melo, BowWow all trailblazers

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@ChrisLingebach no bit day on iTunes this week? I’m wearing red pants tomorrow in protest.

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@realDonaldTrump just wanted to let you know @Mob_Rocko and I are still fantasy champs. @geoffreybowser, @SirRobS, @MillennialJoe are like the Venezuelan economy in fantasy. #poop.

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@geoffreybowser @SpeakerPelosi @SenSchumer @Mob_Rocko you think more useful reading would be football guys dot com for next FF season like @SirRobS. #WENKO

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@SirRobS @SigmundBloom IT DOESNT MATTER. Take Todd gurley turn him sideways, and bench him @Mob_Rocko @MillennialJoe #popcorntime #mmmmmm

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@leftrightclick Eddie got crabs. #frisky

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@Return_Of_RB thank you Rico Bosco

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@matt_valdez I think I made @BigFnWinners mortgage tonight. #livenubz

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@MillennialJoe @BigFnWinners is this the big time tout, Poo Feiner?

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@MillennialJoe @couchcoaches1 Womp womp womp

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@BarstoolNate can we get a thick dick Nick shirt?

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@MillennialJoe @GlassJoeJP @EBJunkies Did Macklemore steal @moneymetalcakes hair do? #deepsidepart

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@MillennialJoe has multiple text convos NBD

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@OhHeyItsSeidner got dangles for days. Still not as good as one move on nhl 2009

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@afigman just @ Colin Cowherd next time

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@afigman hot take alert but Ilardi came back better than ever after his b-ball ACL.

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@DannyPlaugher says the unelected official. #soccermomsgetvotes #youarefakenews #myrothisgiant

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@afigman you mean wizards in the first half?