Conium

Much like the plant itself, one bite of me and you'll chew your own tongue off.

[Conium @urushiol9]

Fuck yeah.

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Michigan winters are too cold for Mike Rogers. He's got thin skin. I promise you in November, we're sending him back to Florida.

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

WHAT!?!!!!!! THIS IS FUCKING NUTS!

Get out of office, IMMEDIATELY, you traitor!

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem attends bronze statue unveiling honoring her governorship of South Dakota.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Israel is preparing for independent attacks on Iran without the US, per Israeli Channel 13.

This comes after Israel got informed that US Chief of Staff Gen. Dan Caine is "looking for a way out" of the war with Iran and does not believe another US air campaign will be beneficial.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Todd Blanche having his conformation vote at 4:00 AM tells you everything you need to know about how Republicans in Congress operate. They reserve their most toxic moves for the dead of night.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

So Mitch McConnell who hasn’t been seen in weeks voted to confirm Todd Blanche at 430 in the morning?

[Teresa Freeman @DemoLady7]

Ugh. Eric Swalwell had an affair with Stephen Miller's wife when she was an intern. I'm going to puke now.
https://t.co/gfj9X57nDw

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

MAGA when you tell them Dr. Abdul El-Sayed was born and raised in the United States and can run for president.

[𝔭𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔟𝔢 🥀 @bbfeebeee]

remember when they made Pete Davidson apologize for making fun of him on SNL

[Elma🇦🇷 @ElmaHPL]

Soy superviviente de la invasión portuguesa de 1811

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Q: Trump says you’re full of shit.

Abdul El-Sayed: At least I don’t let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office.

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran’s Supreme National Security Council declares the Strait of Hormuz will not be opened until the US “corrects its behavior,” rejecting Trump’s claim that the temporary Oman route amounts to a reopening, and setting out its conditions, including $300 billion in compensation, per Fars.

Iran “will never compromise, whether in war or in negotiations.”

1. Never threatening Iran or insulting its sacred values in any language

2. Ending, once and for all, any war and aggression against Iran and its allies in Lebanon, Palestine, Yemen, and Iraq

3. Lifting the naval blockade and withdrawing US military forces (naval and air) from the vicinity of Iran

4. Fully compensating Iran for the damages caused by the two aggressive and imposed wars, including a $300 billion fund

5. Lifting the unjust and illegal sanctions against the Iranian people

6. Unconditionally releasing all the assets that have been blocked and stolen from the Iranian people

7. Allowing Iran to charge up to 7% on every ship’s cargo

8. Allowing a ban on all US and Israeli commercial/military ships + “other hostile countries” from transiting

9. Allowing a violation toll of 20% on the ship’s cargo if any of the above are violated

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Hey @grok

Did this Jew really say this?

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 After Trump said the Dem nominee for Michigan's Senate seat, Abdul El-Sayed, was "Full of sh*t," he had a quick comeback:

"At least I don't let mine go in the middle of the Oval Office."

Shots fired 🤣

Writer: Ian

[Conium @urushiol9]

@MarioNawfal Hard to say, we might be better off with a meth-head, over the guy determined to act on behalf of Israel even if it means denying Americans our right to the freedom of speech.

[Conium @urushiol9]

@JoshKraushaar @JoshKraushaar you do realize that getting us healthcare is more important than displaying the proper amount of appreciation for Mackinac, right?

Shut the fuck up.

[Nick Cleveland-Stout @nick_clevelands]

Quite an astonishing admission here

[Angelsback @Angelsback8]

Reminder:

BOMBSHELL: Leaked footage from Israeli Airforce proves it was the IDF that took out its own citizens with Apache Helicopters on October 7 at the Nova music festival….

Israel has now admitted 28 Apache helicopters discharged their ammunition and had to be reloaded…

[Rick ☆ @RickChapterTwo]

I was born and raised in Texas. I've spent all but three years of my life right here in Fort Worth. I'm finding out things about Ken Paxton I never knew. This does two things. Piss me off royally and make me want to vomit.

15 fucking homes on a public servant's salary.

To think that I've been paying for this guy's chef and masseuse for years...

#TeamTalarico