I really shouldโve recorded my Brazilian wax yesterday ๐คฃ The contrast between the waxer calmly talking me through it and me absolutely dying while cracking up? Pure comedy.
The math isnโt mathing ๐งฎ How am I a 'hoe,' but youโre the one begging me to delete my content and commit to you? Pick a struggle, babe. If Iโm not 'wife material,' keep walking ๐ญ
I like a guy whoโs a bit controlling in the best way. Heโll send money for new clothes, but he wants a video of me trying everything onโjust to make sure heโs getting his moneyโs worth.
My enemies love to dangle money in exchange for disloyalty, but the check never clears. Was it really worth it? You targeted someone innocent just to realize now that the truth is catching up to you. How does it feel to operate out of fear?
Iโm convinced that men who offer to 'fly you out' just view women as objects. If heโs genuine, wouldn't he travel to your city, get a hotel, and court you properly?