US Canaries

The only real pro clubs team East of the Atlantic. 27x Div 1 winners, 8x Header and Volley Cup winners, Inaugural champions of the NNLeague XB1

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@ArgyleUp @1875Ben Proper fan base the PA have, good luck this season!

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@OTBCjayden @1875Ben Your queen married her cousin and spent your parents tax money on covering up her son being a pedo.

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Wednesday Night 𝐹𝒪𝒪𝒯𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿 ⚽️💛

Tickets are available from the ticket office right up until kick-off at 6pm! 🕛
#COYC

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Goal of the night goes to this swift, 10 pass, counter attack finished off by, @RetarDinhoJr! #COYC

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@RetarDinhoJr

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Player of the night goes to, @snoff37!
In 7 games Agent Snoff had 2 ⚽️- 11 🅰️ and 19 big chances created! #COYC

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We’ve received an invitation to join the Premier Pro Clubs League. The lads are here to take over!

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@RSG_Jonesy @ProClubsRTweets You’re fucking shit mate. No chance against the @USA_Canaries

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If you use these aids white jerseys in Pro Clubs you’re a nonce #proclubs

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@TheVFL_ Lucky the @usa_canaries aren’t competing in this shit league. The Brits have nothing on the Yanks

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@andrewslater15 @RetarDinhoJr Just wait, we are linked with another big player. Former club legend. Big news coming soon.

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HERE WE GO!
Help us in welcoming our newest signing, Joe Trinquista! @RetarDinhoJr
The 18 year old, 5’3 ST comes as our most expensive signing for a 4 pack of Tobacco Juul Pods
#welcomeTrinquista

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Pen has been put to paper! Delighted to sign @RetarDinhoJr to a 1 year contract! #COYC

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Help us in celebrating the passing of one of our very own, Sir Regista. The 35 year old CM was a 14x academy player of the year, but was never able to break into the first team. Sir Regista passed away due to complications of the common Flu. #Ripregista

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Tim Lee’s on Fire 🔥

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Assist Tally for US Canaries -
AgentSnoff (Agent Snoff) 16
President Jon (Johno Sargent) 6
LastingHrs (Tim Lee) 5
ITSMAG1CMAN (Magic man) 2

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Top Goal Scores for the US Canaries-
President Jon (Johno Sargent) 19
LastingHrs (Tim Lee) 6
AgentSnoff (Agent Snoff) 2
ITSMAG1CMAN (Magic man) 0