Alex أبوعيطة

obscurum per obscurius; opinions === my own

[Jemima Kelly @jemimajoanna]

BELATEDLY, my cover story for this weekend's @FTMag

https://t.co/ZojgPeul86 (gift link !🎁)

[isla de luca @isladeluca]

oomf urgently called to inform us that his friend ate shit biking on the west side highway bike path and a man helped him up + asked if he was ok and when he looked up it was none other than mayor zohran mamdani on his citibike. closest you can get irl to being saved by spiderman

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Hey you smug little shits April isn't over yet your life could still fall apart

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[Ayesha A. Siddiqi @AyeshaASiddiqi]

a lot of people wanting to channel Carolyn Bessette Kennedy end up giving Elizabeth Holmes, and that’s ok!

[Team Roy Cooper @TeamCooperNC]

TRENDING: Roy Cooper seen VOTEMAXXING TODAY near NC State. Michael Whatley (low tier DC Swampmonster) hits CATASTROPHIC visible cortisol spike after being BRUTALLY POLLMOGGED by Roy Cooper.

[james hawkins @james406]

claude code just asked if i had 5 minutes to hop on a quick call

[Charli @charli_xcx]

holy shit i met meredith marks

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

We'll make January 6th look like a tea party

[Lukas Kotecki 🏒 @Sabres_Blitz]

Jesse Pegula writes "that was a catch" on the camera after her win at the Australian Open.

Commentators had no idea what she meant lol

[Cameron Wolfe @CameronWolfe]

Bills LT Dion Dawkins couldn’t hold back his tears after being told Josh Allen said he felt he let his team down.

Dawkins whispered through tears: “he didn’t let us down.”

A very emotional Bills locker room:

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

What are we talking about? He had total control of the ball and got it ripped away on the ground

[Governor Hochul Press Office @NYGovPress]

We'll do it for 100k likes

[Federal Reserve @federalreserve]

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: https://t.co/5dfrkByGyX

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Heated rivalry 🔥💪

[Kathy Hochul @KathyHochul]

Elise Stefanik is full of shit.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani to require all New York elementary school students to learn Arabic numerals.

[Jack Jenkins @jackmjenkins]

Incredible photo from @Reuters here:

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Over 100 languages are spoken in our great city and it’s actually a pretty amazing part of being an American.

If you are humiliated by America and the diversity that powers our nation’s Nobel Prizes, Olympic Gold Medals, and breakthrough innovations and culture, that’s on you.

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

We didn’t smash any tables. We didn’t eat a garbage plate. But you better believe the Bills got that W today.

Thanks to Governor @KathyHochul for bringing the #BillsMafia energy to Astoria today—and to Murphy’s Bar for having us.