Usage Ho | Lavarage.xyz

@lavaragexyz co-founder. Mined XRP ‘13, code in Solidity since ‘17, Rust now. 0 iq but crypto-native & quite degen 🤫

[Usage Ho | Lavarage.xyz @usagemonkey_sol]

You need to own it

[Lavarage @Lavaragexyz]

2 buttons at close on Stocks Tab.

Close → sell the token, walk with PnL
Repay → keep the actual stocks token in your wallet

$TSLAx, $NVDAx, $AAPLx + $SPACEX PreStocks all tradable with leverage. SpaceX IPO in 18 days.

backed by issuer SPV (their claim, not ours). DYOR.

[Lavarage @Lavaragexyz]

2 buttons at close on Stocks Tab.

Close → sell the token, walk with PnL
Repay → keep the actual stocks token in your wallet

$TSLAx, $NVDAx, $AAPLx + $SPACEX PreStocks all tradable with leverage. SpaceX IPO in 18 days.

backed by issuer SPV (their claim, not ours). DYOR.

[Usage Ho | Lavarage.xyz @usagemonkey_sol]

@Lavaragexyz Own your stocks

[Alex @alexxgrowth]

https://t.co/Vg4rY96n9X

[SuiDui @Suisuidui]

Day 1 of 30 is done and I'm genuinely surprised it worked lol

I'm building 30 games one a day for a month. Today: Wordle hints at https://t.co/xTGfGA2UUt

The whole thing runs through @KraphAi my friend @usagemonkey_sol told me to try it out. I didn't set up a single domain,

[Kraph @KraphAi]

https://t.co/vAUxdMUk55 is powering this sleek LED cube at the Digital Day today!

Delivering real-time order updates to keep the line moving and the energy high.

Latest Order #96
Now Ready #89

[🔥🪂 Lt. Lollipop the Bandito @LtLollipop9]

Who thought it was a good idea to allow you to use leverage on memecoins... well if you are going to degen and lose your money atleast use my referral code so not all of it goes to the trading bots and some of it goes to me...
https://t.co/lDqSTuWiyi

[Lavarage @Lavaragexyz]

We're letting go of $200M to chase $1B+.

V1: $200M traded. 80K positions. 5K+ tokens.
V2: rebuilt from the ground up.

THE margin layer for any token on Solana — for anyone and their agents.

→ https://t.co/kwdV9b9nAi
→ https://t.co/XRoVv443oY (agents)
→ Builders: DM @Lavaragexyz
→ https://t.co/bktDuMRof9

[Usage Ho | Lavarage.xyz @usagemonkey_sol]

tested it and its great. from prototype to prod in 10 minutes, and your keys protected in AMD TEE environment.

[ToshiPepe @toshipepe]

Every new idea hit the same frustrating wall. AI could generate the code fast.

But setting up infra for myself and my agents was a nightmare: new accounts (e.g., Supabase), frontend, emails, billing, KYC, auth, secrets, and wiring everything together.

The real bottleneck wasn’t the code. It was infrastructure.

So we built @KraphAi the fix. We literally submitted to the @colosseum Frontier Hackathon minutes before the deadline a couple days ago.
🧵

[Usage Ho | Lavarage.xyz @usagemonkey_sol]

Didn't sleep much these last 3 months...

Me. My team. My agents.

🤓 ⌨️ 🚢 🌋

[Lavarage @Lavaragexyz]

We're letting go of $200M to chase $1B+.

V1: $200M traded. 80K positions. 5K+ tokens.
V2: rebuilt from the ground up.

THE margin layer for any token on Solana — for anyone and their agents.

→ https://t.co/kwdV9b9nAi
→ https://t.co/XRoVv443oY (agents)
→ Builders: DM @Lavaragexyz
→ https://t.co/bktDuMRof9

[Usage Ho | Lavarage.xyz @usagemonkey_sol]

Made DOOM using Brolang and compiled it to a browser game asm.js-ish. You can also deploy solana contracts coded in Brolang, what about a DEX?

https://t.co/LVLmuKqIWo

[Usage Ho | Lavarage.xyz @usagemonkey_sol]

A few Sundays ago I asked Claude Code to rewrite @lavaragexyz in COBOL just to see what it would do - And Brolang was born 👇🏻

It refused to do anything at first.

Not because it couldn’t — but because it told me recreating the Solana toolchain in COBOL was meaningless.

Respect honestly.

So I pivoted.

“Fine. Don’t rewrite in COBOL. Make me a new programming language — using crypto bro slang as its syntax.”

Claude Code said nothing. It just started building.

Meet Brolang. A real, working programming language where the syntax is literally crypto twitter.
Not a joke. Not pseudocode. A compiler. Multiple backends. A full language spec.

It shipped three backends:
→ JS — runs in the browser. It can run DOOM.
→ Native — compiles to ELF (Linux)
→ Solana SBF — yes, that SBF
The third one is where things got unhinged.

I wrote a Solana on-chain program in Brolang. Deployed it to mainnet.

A live program, on the Solana blockchain, saying GM to everyone.
Not written in Rust. Not written in C. Written in crypto bro slang.

We now live in a timeline where:
• An LLM refused to write COBOL
• Then built an entirely new programming language from scratch
• And that language’s first mainnet deployment says “GM”

This is the most on-brand thing that has ever happened in crypto.

The GitHub is live. Go touch it.

https://t.co/lCw0WuYan6

This is what Sundays are for. (Its just a fun project. Test at your own risk. Not affiliated with lavarage. Not a new feature.)

GM 🤝

[Usage Ho | Lavarage.xyz @usagemonkey_sol]

A few Sundays ago I asked Claude Code to rewrite @lavaragexyz in COBOL just to see what it would do - And Brolang was born 👇🏻

It refused to do anything at first.

Not because it couldn’t — but because it told me recreating the Solana toolchain in COBOL was meaningless.

Respect honestly.

So I pivoted.

“Fine. Don’t rewrite in COBOL. Make me a new programming language — using crypto bro slang as its syntax.”

Claude Code said nothing. It just started building.

Meet Brolang. A real, working programming language where the syntax is literally crypto twitter.
Not a joke. Not pseudocode. A compiler. Multiple backends. A full language spec.

It shipped three backends:
→ JS — runs in the browser. It can run DOOM.
→ Native — compiles to ELF (Linux)
→ Solana SBF — yes, that SBF
The third one is where things got unhinged.

I wrote a Solana on-chain program in Brolang. Deployed it to mainnet.

A live program, on the Solana blockchain, saying GM to everyone.
Not written in Rust. Not written in C. Written in crypto bro slang.

We now live in a timeline where:
• An LLM refused to write COBOL
• Then built an entirely new programming language from scratch
• And that language’s first mainnet deployment says “GM”

This is the most on-brand thing that has ever happened in crypto.

The GitHub is live. Go touch it.

https://t.co/lCw0WuYan6

This is what Sundays are for. (Its just a fun project. Test at your own risk. Not affiliated with lavarage. Not a new feature.)

GM 🤝

[Usage Ho | Lavarage.xyz @usagemonkey_sol]

The atomic txn slightly edge the keyboard shortcuts as the piece that I am most proud of for V2 🤓

[Lavarage @Lavaragexyz]

Lavarage V2 is here.

Not a patch. Not an upgrade. A complete rebuild — every transaction, every screen, every system.

Spot margin trading for any token on Solana.

Here's what we built. 🧵

[Usage Ho | Lavarage.xyz @usagemonkey_sol]

Weeks without sleep. Every layer rebuilt from scratch.

v2 is live. Go find out why.

https://t.co/kmx7FVWNp1

(Remember to check the keyboard shortcuts out 🤓)

[Usage Ho | Lavarage.xyz @usagemonkey_sol]

Tomorrow.

[Usage Ho | Lavarage.xyz @usagemonkey_sol]

3 months of silence.
New architecture. New dApp. New SDK. New MCP.

This week you'll see why we went quiet.

[Roan @RohOnChain]

🚨 BREAKING: You can now run a Bloomberg Terminal for FREE.

The closest open-source alternative that exists.
No $24,000 subscription. No API costs. 100% local on your machine.

Bookmark this. Install it right now. Takes ten minutes.

[Lavarage @Lavaragexyz]

Introducing 0.5x to 50x leverage on any Solana token. For the cautious and the unhinged.

At 0.5x, you deposit 1 SOL and get exposure to 0.5 SOL. You're paying us to lose money slower.
Perfect for traders who looked at their portfolio and thought "I wish I had less of this."

We ran the simulations. At 50x, the average position lifespan is 47 seconds. At 0.5x, our backtests couldn't figure out what the point was. Neither could we.

Lavarage. From "why bother" to "why would you do this." Leverage for everyone.