Nate Ballif

Bird Truther

[Nate Ballif @USASharkAttack]

Might fuck around and hail Satan

[Eric Baudour @EricBaudour]

Electricians are cool because they all hate each other’s work. I’ve never heard an electrician say “that last guy did a great job.”

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The Onion just posts the news now

[Manuel Grebenjak @ManuelGrebe]

We should start naming heatwaves after fossil fuel companies.

[Chuck @CredenceClearoj]

"We will adopt your baby. Well, no we won't, but please give us money."

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Your friendly local Muslim & lawyer here to remind you Sharia permits abortion up to 120 days, for rape/incest, when fetus is non-viable,& to save the mother’s life—as a decision between a woman & her Dr

Stop using our faith as your punchline—This is 100% ‘Christian’ nationalism

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Probably the fastest rightward shift in my life and it’s happening while democrats control the house, senate, and presidency

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks]

Neanderthals when the first homosapiens started showing up

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

if cops don’t have to produce body cam footage that is “highly embarrassing” to them, what’s the point of pretending body cams are an effective tool for accountability?

[David Roth @david_j_roth]

Three days of police trying to find a way of saying "it didn't seem worth it to us, at that moment, to try to stop the man with the gun in the school" that aligns with their brand/self-concept as a class of heroic protectors that exists above the rest of us. Good luck guys.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

When they said, "Nobody wants to work anymore," they meant the police.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

In 2022, more children have been killed in school shootings than police officers have been shot in the line of duty.

[alissacaliente @alissacaliente]

love how the dems went from “blue no matter who” to “ah, damn, if you wanted action taken on this specific issue you actually should have voted for exclusively pro-choice dems even though we said not to do that and we actively campaign for anti-choice dems agh oh well next time”

[Nate Ballif @USASharkAttack]

@RAMansour Well, I mean, that’s just a lie. The right does domestic terrorism to ideas they don’t agree with.

[Nate Ballif @USASharkAttack]

@KevinGuay @itsmikeundane @JonDoe81766032 @Seattle_Fan1980 @rdozzi @TuckerCarlson I’m pro abortion. I think it’s a great option when people make a mistake or aren’t ready for a child. And I believe in the free movement of people. The idea of “illegal immigrants” is so hypocritical to the founding principles of the US that I personally reject it.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

A helpful graphic I made for no one in particular

[sydney bristow news & updates @coledelbyck]

A+ deflection work from this model who was seen kissing timothee chalamet at coachella

[Mark Morton 🇺🇸 @MarkDuaneMorton]

You know what would be RAD?

Will: I’m sorry Chris.
I shouldn’t have done that.
What you said really hurt her feelings & that made me furious.
I lost my cool.

Chris: I understand. I forgive you.
I really didn’t mean to hurt y’all like that.
I wouldn’t have said it if I’d known.