Umpire Strikes Back

Roller derby referee, IT manager, bread baker, woodworker, all around geek.

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

@sigridellis I've seen the article, and now I've seen your tweet. Thank you. I've been struggling with social media, and this is a really nice reminder of the connection that it can provide that I haven't been particularly feeling recently.

[Sam Choo (he/him) @_SamChoo]

Wish I was seeing as many posts advocating for better mental health treatment & destigmatization as I'm still seeing about guns.

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

Always nice to see the aging punk rockers come out to see @henryrollins #wits

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

Yep. After party later?

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

Pivot received a major before the star pass was complete

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

Score! Free parking

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

@bizarroclair @daviddeckhim http://t.co/pHBlCmbL

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

@wellred @pwnny Yes, she does.

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

175 referee shifts scheduled for 25 bouts in 2 days, no one else is allowed to cancel

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

Mick Jagger dressed up like Steven Tyler is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. #snl

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

@JaneySlayne616 I'm not sure I've ever seen two things from Kuhl that _didn't_ go together.

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

Whenever I wear a shirt and pants from the same brand, I feel like I'm wearing Garanimals.

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

Every time I check twitter, I feel like I've walked into the middle of the cool kids' conversation. Whatcha guys talkin' about? #onceadork

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

@daviddeckhim MNRG / Swarm double header

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

@daviddeckhim Unfortunately, I'll be across town at the Xcel.

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

@daviddeckhim At least you weren't watching anything interesting. #ducks

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

@scarmen28 @LisaDeadwards It seems I had an old address. Rest easy.

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

@LisaDeadwards @sugarmommy4 I copied both of you. Let me know if you didn't get it.

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

@LisaDeadwards @OurManFlip Sent it late Sunday night, you were CCed.

[Umpire Strikes Back @USB1138]

@OurManFlip Is that somehow better or more complete than the full statsbook that she already has?