The Ninth Amendment

I am the Ninth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. My text explicitly guarantees that the Constitution protects unenumerated rights. Courts ignore me. (Parody.)

[Jay Marshall Wolman @wolmanj]

Pop quiz Senate Republicans:
Name an unenumerated right within the ambit of the Ninth Amendment

[A lady @Anastasia_esq]

Listening to NetChoice arguments. Gov’t says hosting speech is just “conduct.” Not true, but even so—who cares. Conduct, including using property and engaging in business, is protected by Constitution. @USConstAmendIX

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

@thetraddiestman @USCons_Amend_II @USCon_Amend_XXI I’m here.

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

Ungh.

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

@retiredpopokyle @802_indy @davidhogg111 Why do you think they had to pass an amendment to prohibit drinking?

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

@802_indy ❤️

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[Tyler Harris @TylerJohnHarris]

Happy Bill of Rights Day. You’ll probably see a lot of people today talking today about the 1st, 2nd, 4th, even the 10th… but for a deep cut that’s an absolute banger, check out track 9.

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

@null_l33t I’m the one who’s supposed to be the parody account here.

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

The Borkean Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the judicial branch.

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

@null_l33t @USConst_Amend_I @elonmusk I’m with 1 on this.

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

“We had to destroy the village in order to save it.”

[The First Amendment @USConst_Amend_I]

@elonmusk Protecting free speech by suing others for their speech lol ok

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

@ChaimKatz7 I’m under the bed. Biding my time.

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

SAY MY NAME

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

SAY MY NAME

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

@dallas4tn Freedom > Control

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

We have the same parents, but our judicial babysitters take @USConst_Amend_I, @USConstAmend_II to the rollerskating rink and leave me in the car. (But I’m still happy to see them happy through the window.)

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

@VenerableHomo Sometimes you have to laugh, so you don’t cry.

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

@Jellis581 Oh god. This again.

[The Ninth Amendment @USConstAmendIX]

I get this “you don’t protect any actual rights, you’re just a rule of construction” line a lot. And I’m just like: