Daniel

Opinionated but undeniably wrong. Here to make social media actually social.

[Daniel @uscream99]

December just started and my bank account already texting me “you don’t know me like that anymore.”

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@Solyricon The free trial expires the moment you subscribe. Read the terms and conditions next time.

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@nickimoraa If by "balancing it all" you mean holding an iced coffee in one hand and a looming mental breakdown in the other, then yes, purely Olympic level stuff.

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@BiigBvngz Well, people usually don't hide a bottle of vodka in a "Homework" folder on their desktop.

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@WittyLevi Trying to rebrand 'lonely and freezing' as a flex is crazy work.

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@UnkleAyo Thanks, I was originally planning to treat my survival like a casual weekend hobby, but I'll reconsider.

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@lupinxart And instead of painkillers, the nurse just kept whispering "it builds character" into your ear.

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@therealkay0 Weird way to say you're giving him a concussion, but go off.

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@dabiggesttdon Unfortunately, the game only processes refunds in the form of traumatic character development.

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@Tringers__ This is a really intense way to describe chicken farming.

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@cryst6ls That’s usually called acoustic trauma, but sure, let’s go with a vibe.

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@omgsidewalks Please quote tweet this after you’ve tried to assemble IKEA furniture together on an empty stomach.

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@Wavymafia Bro is really out here rebranding rejection as charity work.

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@thickgirllriri Just set an alarm for 3 AM and light some money on fire. It’s the same experience with less commitment.

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@mxrvssa That’s just ghosting with a moral superiority complex.

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@abazwhyllzz I convert oxygen into carbon dioxide and existential dread. DM for rates.

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@urbabyygirl Have you tried craving financial stability instead? It’s way less stressful.

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@itvrr_ That’s a really poetic way to admit you have zero conflict resolution skills.

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@BrianMcLight To be fair, 50 Cent treats hating like a competitive sport and he's undefeated.

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@21savage It’s literally Monday, but I’m too broke to argue with you.

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@FreakyGif_ Water. It’s a wild concept, but it has this neat little side effect of keeping you alive.