Darryl Stevens

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Let’s get 500 retweets on this as soon as possible to humiliate Donald Trump. The greatest political ad ever made.

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

@MayoIsSpicyy Please do not disparage cunts.

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

@McCreadySiskey @10AJMcCarron @tylersiskey @NealMcCready @nealmccready @tylersiskey PSA: It IS okay for you to call people douches, because you seem to be an epic pair of douches

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

@McCreadySiskey @10AJMcCarron @tylersiskey @NealMcCready @nealmccready @tylersiskey PSA: Stop criticizing human beings when you have never been human or even simian

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

@McCreadySiskey @10AJMcCarron @tylersiskey @NealMcCready @nealmccready @tylersiskey PSA: Stop criticizing politicians when you have never been a public official or political party operative.

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

@McCreadySiskey @10AJMcCarron @tylersiskey @NealMcCready @nealmccready @tylersiskey PSA: Stop criticizing the use of vaccine protocols when you have never been a scientist or physician.

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

In case you’re worried about State’s most recent loss. This is what the fans at Gene’s page have to say about. #HailState #auburnfootball #floridagatorsfootball #olemissfootball

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

"Starkville is in the middle of nowhere" isn't an argument. It's a statement. An argument is when someone says, "Starkville is NOT in the middle of nowhere." Your response offers no refutation at all, it simply says there are places to eat and get drunk in the middle of nowhere.

[Dear Ol’ State @DearOleState]

“Starkville is in the middle of nowhere” is such a dumb argument from opposing fans. You’re going there for a football game. As long as there are restaurants and bars, what else do you need?

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

I forget that she's a thing until she does mean shit, which is really her only move, then I remember that she's a thing.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

If you’re asking yourself “How can I prove to the world I’m a bitter, broken hellshrew?”

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

@oledinky All Dak’s pants have stripes.

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

@SirSquids We are trying to establish a chapter of the Scott Walker Bemusement and Bafflement Society out here, so any details will help our marketing campaign.

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

Having decoded his message, he seems to think you are an as- hole.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Apparently *you* do! 🤣

Seriously, Mark, you should consider therapy.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

An October Day, by Winslow Homer, 1889, 📸 by @HawkeyeBRay

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

@ArtButSports @HawkeyeBRay @CaitlinClark22 @IowaWBB @metmuseum Beautiful

[Lane Kiffin @Lane_Kiffin]

My hero 💙

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

I prefer the silent, but much more eloquent “[blink] [blink] [sigh]”

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

@thedm_news @CamLark4 #hottytoddy #HYDR #WAOM

We can haz ethics.

[The Daily Mississippian @thedm_news]

This week’s front page:

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

Week 4, not week 9.

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

I just want to put this on my timeline for reference should it happen:
Heres what happens at Arkansas in the next 12 months. Pittman gets fired by Week 9. Petrino becomes interim and is hired for the fulltime gig at seasons end. Fin.

[Darryl Stevens @uscrebel]

Yo! What you doing down there? Sniffing jockstraps on your knees?