Condom.fun

You will never use pumpfun without a condom again.

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Introducing Condom - https://t.co/ORet15QvNJ just changed forever. Read how and why.

Condom is essentially an additional safety layer to pumpfun that brings coins off-chain until they reach the bonding-cap, once they do - they get a real pumpfun coin, paired with $CONDOM, and buyers from before merge receive their tokens. each token has packages, priced in $CONDOM.

For example: you can decide you're buying 1% supply for 100,000 $CONDOM, 2% supply for 200,000 $CONDOM, and so on and so on. this way, we are completely eliminating insiders advantage. you, or anyone buying early is meaningless. every person receives the same share for their money in the early stages. it costs the same for everyone. every 1% supply from the 80% supply required to bond a coin on pumpfun costs the same for everyone participated in the bonding process. you can buy multiple percentages, up to 5%, but each 1% will always cost the same for everyone.

Worried about the creator fees? worry no more! $CONDOM will route the pumpfun fees to the wallet you enter when creating a coin - once it merges to pumpfun, after the first 100$, you'll have 100% of the creator fees sent to you. those 100$ is how this platform generates revenue and sustains itself. we don't charge any additional fees whatsoever during any part of the process, from the coin creation on our website which is completely free, to launching your coin, we cover everything.

This is a model that brought us the biggest bullruns of all time in 2016-2017 and in 2020-2021, and it will work again now. Pumpfun won't go away? no problem. apply nerf, change the model - and we're good.

This way we are changing the whole way the bonding curve works, no more getting dumped on by bundlers - starting from now, every coin that goes on pumpfun, has an existing audience of supporters from before the launch.

Essentially, Condom is an ICO platform for coins on pumpfun. The whole platform doesn't require any wallet connect whatsoever. you can deposit or withdraw tokens instantly the same exact way you do on an online casino.

If a coin didn't get merged within 2 hours, you'll get all your money back. Yes. All your money back.
Tired of getting r*ped during the early stages of a coin? no more. we promise. those days are over. starting from now, either a memecoin succeeds, or you get your money back. Big money or zero loss. People will never go back to trading coins on pumpfun without a condom ever again, it just won't make sense.

Vamps are also officially gone, you can't create the same ticker for a coin that's during a raise, or if it was merged successfully. Someone caught a good ticker but his coin image is shit? no worries. wait for his raise to finish and get refunded, and make yours.

We are using Holonym (https://t.co/bCGiPPrMhj) - https://t.co/bCGiPPrMhj is a privacy-focused digital personhood, key management, and identity ecosystem built by the Holonym Foundation.

Human is the check that a buyer is one real person. and that one person really CANT buy more than 5%, no matter what. An account proves uniqueness through https://t.co/bCGiPPrMhj, so the 5% cap is per human and another wallet does not open another share. The person verifies from a government ID inside their own wallet. The name, document, and photo stay there. We, the platform, receive only a zero-knowledge proof that they are a unique human who has not already entered, and nothing that lets us open the ID, the selfie, or a link between that document and their wallet. in other words, you are not KYCing, and we do not receive your data or ANY of your personal information. only that you're real, and that your account and buy are truly yours. This is made possible using Optimism and ZK.

Everyone is the bundle now.
You will never use pumpfun without a condom again.
Try it now at https://t.co/tMUnsOdZLJ

*There might be some delays upon coin creation since our team need to implement the token into the product, sorry for the inconvenience and thanks for understanding, this is a beta version, bugs and unnoticed maintenance in the near future are completely possible.

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Everything changes is not a cliche, it’s real and it’s happening now. Maintain full anonymity while proving uniqueness using ZK and Optimism to make a new generation of safer pumpfun coins.

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Need a hand? Or a finger?

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Need a cigarette?

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First, she laughs at you, then she’s addicted.

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You see a lunatic, we see a bagworker!

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Maintain full anonymity, prove uniqueness.
Build the next generation of memecoins, safer memecoins.

A CONDOM paired coin is a safer coin.
Liquidity de-facto, a platform that manages your risks for you.

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Slowly… then faster… then all at once..

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@nineoxo Of course!

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Retarted
https://t.co/oM0Jzb9eEX

-intern

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@St3veySol @PumpUpIt https://t.co/oM0Jzb8GPp

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Post-launch clarity, let's turn this into a reality.

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@St3veySol @PumpUpIt RETARTED?

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@SoldierofWeb3 @a1lon9 Are you open minded?

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.@a1lon9 hi bby are you awake?…

🫦

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@0xmonkeyT @a1lon9 Yummy

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@RuggMeSoftly post trauma ❌
post nut ✅

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Whole stole the lube?

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@St3veySol calling other men incel as a men

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@PumpUpIt @St3veySol That's a man

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@St3veySol inbreeding is a problem we must acknowledge as society

-intern

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