UsedMasterpiece

this is my private shitposting account where I come to hide when I don’t get tinder matches

[ostonox @ostonox]

"can you guarantee a knicks championship in your first term?" "inshallah"

promises made, promises kept

[UsedMasterpiece @UsedMasterpiece]

@poppy_haze The coin ones weren’t common but the ones you refilled at the shops with the red key or a card were common

[Aaron Regunberg @AaronRegunberg]

Gaza is for sure part of it, but this is a big reason the DNC won’t release their 2024 autopsy. The Harris campaign took a billion dollars from us to defeat fascism, and then used it for shit like this. The consultants who made bank off that failure don’t want you to know.

[Splat @Splatarts_]

@phisnom Did I do good

[Bee @bee_my_girl]

I don't think any selfshipper has ever been on a run this generational. We may never see this again.

[snorling @sheanorling]

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

[PedroManX @PedroManX89]

i tried Supa Mario

[mippy 🔜 AnthroCon @sillymippy]

They got rid of case opening in Germany and this is what happens to his mind

[Lognog @NeGQuantum]

@bisexual_raven

[🔞Bluz0r_NovaFur @bisexual_raven]

i tried my best lol

[Weston 🏳️‍🌈 @Woolmarket321]

@regularaugust Incredible ragebait I genuinely am fuming

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Half the people on this app melted down when they found out someone can buy a cookie with food stamps

[Big Time Socialist @SocialistRage]

ah shit nvm

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

@souljagoyteller cool that one party founded by war criminals and the CIA winning consistently since 1955 in mysterious circumstances gets you the much nicer and vaguer definition of "party-dominant", innit

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

Very funny twist that InfoWars ends up becoming a regime propaganda organ

[Bennett's Phylactery @extradeadjcb]

Man it sure is handy that we all got free unlimited access to the Visual Evidence Falsifier 9000 right before they dropped the docs on the global pedophile blackmail cabal

[Woke Beyond @WokeBeyond]

Guess we figured out who Q is

[🛹🤙🤟CIA Skateboarding Analyst W/ 8 Kids🤟🤙🛹 @CiaKids]

called it