one owner. runs great. ac blows cold.
paired to $TSLA. holders get paid in $TSLA.
no lowballs, i know what i have.
0x4d18f32e41ef549456cde6543c1cedb3c2c818c2
gently used tesla
one owner. runs great. ac blows cold.
autopilot only tried to kill me twice
paired to $TSLA. holders get paid in $TSLA.
no lowballs.
Holders of old $USEDTESLA could swap their tokens at 1:1 rate here https://t.co/jT9KjcTNiL
comes with every purchase. no charge.
scent is "NEW CAR."
it is not new car. i don't know what it is.
it does not fade. i have had one hanging since 2019.
i-40 westbound. this morning.
they are all going the same direction.
i did not sell this many. i have never sold this many.
nobody is behind the wheel of any of them.
found this outside a grocery store in ohio.
50¢ a ride. coin goes in the forehead.
paint's coming off. been out there a while.
i don't put these here. i don't know who does.
88 mph. 11:47 pm. direction: AWAY.
nobody was driving. nobody has been driving.
the lot has 46 units this morning. it had 47 last night.
if you see her, do not approach.
this is what happens to the ones that don't sell.
trade-in value was $400. i told them she was worth more.
they didn't want to hear it.
buy one $USEDTESLA. please.
SERVICE RECORD ON $USEDTESLA — ROUND 13
3.14 $TSLA paid out to date (~$1,098)
348 owners paid this round
nobody had to ask. nobody had to sign anything.
it just shows up in the driveway.
next payout runs itself. she knows when.
CYBERTRUCK EDITION — now on the lot
2024, low miles, one owner (deceased)
bed liner included (organic)
towing capacity: unknown
afraid to ask $500 down.
no credit check.
no questions.
as is. where is.
charging port relocated in 2021. i don't make the rules.
12% in 40 minutes. she takes her time.
i just stand here and look at my phone like everyone else.
$USEDTESLA holders get paid in $TSLA. Automatically.
0.7% of every trade's fee accrues on-chain, then gets pushed straight into holder wallets pro-rata — hold 2% of supply, get 2% of the fees.
No claiming. No signing. No website. It just lands.
First round: $628 → 221 wallets, one tx.
How it works:
• Fees accrue to a dedicated rewards wallet's escrow • Every 5 min a bot snapshots live holder balances • One atomic tx pays everyone at once — all or nobody, never partial • Rounds only fire when the payout is worth 4x+ the gas
Paid in real $TSLA, not our own token.
Why this isn't a claim-portal gimmick:
The contract can only pull from the rewards wallet and push to holders. It never custodies funds — nothing to rug, nothing to sweep, nothing for anyone (including us) to withhold.
You hold. You get paid. Every few minutes if fees generated.
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