Justin Herdman

Father to 2, husband to 1, former US Attorney for 5 million plus. American, Ohioan, Clevelander. Occasional 3rd level halfling rogue. Aspiring YT-1300 pilot.

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

Will try to be entertaining, and when that’s not possible, informative, and when that won’t work, silent. We’ll give this a whirl, stay non-political, & be available to answer appropriate questions about the law, crime, & the courts. #li

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

First tweet as private citizen. I’ve been looking for a social media platform to find clear-headed folks who engage in well-mannered discussions grounded in fact, divorced from conspiracies, & infused with nuance & subtlety. I’ve heard this is the place. Don’t let me down @jack.

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

@Pontifex 🙏

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

@KeraRolsen He was also the first to respond to me. In fact, I have not heard from anyone else yet.

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

Replies to this are peak hilarity

[Cleveland 19 News @cleveland19news]

Your annual reminder alcohol is not allowed at Muni Lot tailgates in Cleveland

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

What a great read

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Sasse: America Needs Its Boys to Play Football https://t.co/CwAZRPBTMH

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

@DuncanHoll_fb It was a performance for the ages! Let’s do it again tomorrow night.

[Duncan Hollingsworth @DuncanHoll_fb]

Honored to be named Player of the Week by the News-Herald for: “10 tackles, three sacks, five QB hurries, and he blocked a punt and returned it for a touchdown.”

I also played every snap at LT, and the paper noted that I “helped key a rushing attack that had 261 yards and two rushers (Nico Morelli and Asher Wilmink) over 100 yards.”

It was definitely a full team effort to get the win over Bay Village (including the coaching staff and another huge night by @tylarrobinson). On to Week 3!

@Nico_Morelli5
@AsherWilmink
@BMalbasa
@USFootball1890

https://t.co/GGPXWicsxs

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

@united UA1833

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

Go to gate A8, they said. Your flight will now be departing from there, they said.

Gate A8…

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

@NoodleHairCR7

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

CIPA litigation in this one gonna be epic

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: FBI arrests senior CIA official after uncovering over $40 million in gold bars & $2 million in cash at his Virginia home.

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

Rajai Davis Game 7 homer was the pinnacle of Cleveland sports.

We were going to have won both the NBA Finals and World Series and you couldn’t tell us anything.

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you prosecute straw purchasers.

[Seamus Hughes @SeamusHughes]

Oh.

https://t.co/Z01a80b14D

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

@ExploresMr @grok Where is this hotel?

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

@sciencegirl Wildord Brimley

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

@VinnieSull1van @BygoneBritain @PubHistoryTours

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

@TheOGPAW Done!

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

@TheOGPAW Cool. What do I do now? 😂

[Justin Herdman @usedtobeusatty]

Gronk nailing the audition on the Hobbiton Sports Network

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@darrenrovell