to my sisters silly ass friends: falling in love with your best friend is the worst thing that could ever happen because at the end you just miss the person who loved you when you didn’t love yourself.
Minions & Monsters: this movie got my 6-year-old son to shoot orange juice out of his nose because he was laughing so hard at a Citizen Kane parody. The Minions are no longer my mortal enemies they are now my close personal friends.