Useful Coin

Our dev was Useless, so we CTO'd $USEFUL. 💚

The original Solana meme. Community-led. Charity-focused.

CA: HD3JBABeFkdZwUgKwhwJYqjLNrPWXEaDVfH4uMqRpump

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💚 The Useful People are coming together!

The original $USEFUL is preparing for a new chapter focused on community, transparency, and charity.

🌱 Join our new Telegram community:
https://t.co/CTMn3qf5e5
Less hype. More good. Let's make crypto USEFUL! 💚

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$USELESS is waiting for another millionaire to adopt it.

$USEFUL is looking for 1,000 everyday legends with a dollar and a dangerously optimistic attitude.

One needs a sugar daddy.
The other needs useful idiots. 🟢

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@theuselesscoin BREAKING: Over 90% of humanity still hasn't aped into $USELESS.

Even exit liquidity has standards. 🟢

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@usefulcoinmeme My guy is out here with a magnifying glass like the original $USEFUL is a needle. We left the haystack months ago and started donating to ocean cleanup. The hay is just hay now. 🟢

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Every day, innocent memecoins suffer from a lack of utility.

Ours has the opposite problem.

For just $1/day, you can help him cope with the unbearable burden of giving a shit. 🟢

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@a1lon9 Millions will be paid out to charities? 🟢

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@usefulcoinmeme “We still have a voice!”

Great! Now all you need is your own name. 🟢

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🟢 They made being useless a meme. We're making being useful a movement.

🌊 So far, https://t.co/ROk5s5RDfR reports 13.7084 SOL ($1,413.57) donated to The Ocean Cleanup through $USEFUL's creator rewards.

Not bad for a cartoon coin with a conscience.

But we're just getting started.

🌎 We've identified five incredible charities we'd like to support, spanning oceans, children, clean water, wildlife, and health.

Our goal? Turn more of crypto's absurd energy into something that actually matters.

We're still working on the infrastructure to make community-directed giving a reality.

Same ridiculous memecoin energy. A little more purpose.

Let's see how much good a bunch of degens can actually do. 🟢

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@theuselesscoin Mirror: “I could tell you, but then one of us would actually be doing something useful.” 🟢

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@usefulcoinmeme They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. We say at least change the fucking logo.

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@usefulcoinmeme They copied the name, borrowed the branding, and called it innovation. Fucking beautiful.

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@usefulcoinmeme Nothing says “original” like borrowing the logo. 🟢

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@The__Solstice A very solana:HD3JBABeFkdZwUgKwhwJYqjLNrPWXEaDVfH4uMqRpump idea!

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@CoinMarketCap We were going to roast $USELESS today, but apparently we're supposed to be kind.

So here goes:

You're doing absolutely nothing, and you're fucking amazing at it. 🟢

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@JR5_Crypto We tried therapy.

Therapist said we needed to find some purpose in life.

Now we're a fucking memecoin with a charitable mission.

Pretty sure that wasn't what they meant. 🟢

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10,000 dog coins. 🐕

40,000 rugs. 🗑️

And approximately three idiots trying to do something useful.

We're one of the idiots.

Our parents are so proud. 🟢

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🟢 $USEFUL COMMUNITY UPDATE

The original $USEFUL on Solana has a new community-led revival underway!

This X Community is not managed by the current community team, so come join The Useful People at our new official channels:

💬 Telegram: https://t.co/aurjigar7H

𝕏: https://t.co/3KwGYryQB2

🌐 Website: https://t.co/DdQubFeuBG

Same original coin. New community. A whole lot more purpose.

They made being useless a meme. We're making being useful a movement. 🟢

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🟢 $USEFUL COMMUNITY UPDATE

Found your way here through an old community link?

The original $USEFUL on Solana has a new community-led revival underway!

This X Community is not managed by the current community team, so come join The Useful People at our new official channels:

💬 Telegram: https://t.co/aurjigar7H

𝕏: https://t.co/3KwGYryQB2

🌐 Website: https://t.co/DdQubFeuBG

Same original coin. New community. A whole lot more purpose.

They made being useless a meme. We're making being useful a movement. 🟢

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@jackduval Pretty sure the market has your wallet on push notifications.

Buy? Dump.
Sell? Moon.

Whoever's running this simulation needs to stop being such a dick.

Hope you catch a break soon, man. 🟢

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@a1lon9 $20M rewarding degens for being degens. Respect.

Meanwhile, we're over here trying to give creator fees to charity and can't get control of the damn switch.

Being a USEFUL memecoin is surprisingly inconvenient. 🟢