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i cry over fictional characters

[☆ ☆ ☆ @usehername_]

i do this at heb😭😂

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

Just saw a guy buy a $.19 water at Trader Joe’s and get $100.00 back off his card. That’s one way to save $3.00 ATM fees!

[Sarah @GlobeFarrah]

So her cat ended up being eaten by coyotes. I would make that sitter's life a living hell. She would never know peace again.

[mizge @mihailo____]

The snake inside of Nate’s coffin serving cunt before ending him #Euphoria

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I DO NOT CARE what ANYONE says
BE CAREFUL what you say at WORK.
Someone is ALWAYS listening!

[☆ ☆ ☆ @usehername_]

@mistressdivy maybe if a pack of beef fajita wasn’t $35 we’d be buying more beef

[ً @viveecal]

when im out with friends and then the unavoidable overwhelming realization that im fat and ugly hits me

[☆ ☆ ☆ @usehername_]

the cool thing about the younger generation is that i can repeat jokes from old vines and they think im the funniest person alive

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

[☆ ☆ ☆ @usehername_]

@shefwayo because it is that serious 😭😂

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

when someone is laughing & socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[ً @wynrosei]

"not all men!" but all women are bad drivers and all women are moody and all women are emotional and all women get to be painted with the same brush but don't you dare generalise men that's unfair!!!!!!!!

[☆ ☆ ☆ @usehername_]

i can imagine him with me tho 😩😜😂

[Monmi ⋆｡°• is seeing bts @M0N_Ml]

Enjin is so aggressively straight to me i just cant imagine him with a man 😭😭😭

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish I was always right

Genie: ok, you have 2 more

Me: No I have 3

Genie:

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

But like actually...

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

LMFAOOOOOOOO

[☆ ☆ ☆ @usehername_]

@folloidk enjin… the man you are 😮‍💨😩

[☆ ☆ ☆ @usehername_]

is it disordered to think abt going on naked and afraid just to lose weight