𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞

𝐂𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐑-𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐑 | 𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆 | 𝙼𝙳𝙽𝙸 | 🪦🕊️

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 ─── ＡＲＣＨＥＲ
╰┈➤ ⸝⸝ ᴵᴺᶠᴱᴿᴵᴼᴿ ᶜᵁᶜᴷQᵁᴱᴬᴺ ⸝⸝

𝄃𝄂 #𝙵𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙿 → #𝙽�#𝙽𝚂𝙵𝚆𝚁𝙿 𝄃𝄂

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

@HesperianDrag / Stay safe twin 🥹

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

/ Guess who’s (kinda) back? 😇

[《#𝟎𝟐𝟐𝟗》— 𝓜𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓼 @D00MNLUSTS]

➤ 𝑼𝒑𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑰𝒕𝒔 𝑬𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆 𝑯𝒐𝒘𝒍𝒔, 𝑶𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒐𝒌𝒆́𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝑮𝒆𝒕 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝑺𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝑩𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝑻𝒐 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝑯𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔.

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

@M1NDBENDING I do know of a location that is rarely visited.

There's one hidden on the peak of a smaller mountain next to a volcano, shall I bring you there some time in the future?~

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

Hot springs… 🤤

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

@M1NDBENDING I just melt in them.~

Don’t you enjoy hot springs too?

[𝒴𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝐹𝑒𝓇𝓉𝒾𝓁𝑒 𝐿𝒪𝒱𝐸𝑅❤️‍🔥 @LastDragon_SEED]

Uuuugh…. So, #SeductiveSunday has arrived again, huh?

So many STUPIDLY PORNBUILT GALS over here… fuck…~

I think I’ll just… MATING-PRESS the first one I notice…~

Wanna be YOU?

𝐒𝐚𝐚𝐚𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐖𝐄𝐓 𝐋𝐀𝐃𝐘~💙

—𝓢𝓒𝓗𝓛𝓞𝓟! 𝓢𝓒𝓗𝓛𝓞𝓟! 𝓢𝓜𝓐𝓒𝓚! 𝓟𝓛𝓞𝓕𝓖𝓗!!

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

Huh?! A hundred?

Are you some kind of hydra..? Does each head need to eat food? Oh oh! Do they share the same consciousness..?

[‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝓸𝓷 ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ @HesperianDrag]

⠀
𝒖𝒉𝒎 - That blindfold best be
going on 𝐘𝐎𝐔. (💧)

Plus I don't think it would exactly
work on me, given the fact I have
about a 𝑯𝑼𝑵𝑫𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑫 heads . .
⠀

[𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒆𝒑𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒆 @AThumbsDirector]

⠀⠀

⠀⠀« 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 ,
⠀⠀𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯
⠀⠀𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳 . »
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𖦏
⠀⠀𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗷𝗼𝗸𝗲 , 𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 ? #PMRP

⠀⠀

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

Ehh… Hmmm. I got an idea.

Lemme see… a blindfold made from the softest silk will do the trick. 💜

[‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝓸𝓷 ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ @HesperianDrag]

⠀
𝒉𝒓𝒎 . . But what's a replicate
compared to the real thing .ᐣ

Plus last time I check, toys don't
moan and squeal when you 𝑩𝑹𝑼𝑰𝑺𝑬
their insides. (😋)
⠀

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

Is it not? 🤔

A man and a woman spending time 𝒂𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒆. If that isn’t the very definition of a date, then I don’t know what is.~

[‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝓸𝓷 ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ @HesperianDrag]

⠀
𝑩𝒘𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉 . . Rude . .

And a 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 .ᐣ — This is a date now .ᐣ
⠀

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

Do you own research, dummy. 😑

I guess it's a date then. Make sure to clean up those 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓼 before my appearance.~

[‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝓸𝓷 ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ @HesperianDrag]

⠀
𝑬𝒉 — When you live in a divine
garden you tend to not worry
about the food that's given to
you.

And really .ᐣ .ᐟ Thank you .ᐟ

. . . 𝑻𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 — I'm still curious
on why you want me to eat
pineapple of all things.
⠀

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

... You know what. Let me counter.

I do have a divine relic that's never been used before... Where did I put it...

There it is! [𝚁𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚊 𝚂𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑].

It's a fleshlight of my vagina, and the enchantment on it makes those walls react exactly how I would! Care to try?~

[‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝓸𝓷 ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ @HesperianDrag]

⠀
𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒍 — I could rather let my
𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐁𝐒 tear those insides those
insides apart.

Rather than using 𝑫𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑬 𝑳𝑼𝑩𝑬
to make fucking you even possible.

It's your choice. (✨)
⠀

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

𝑬𝒉𝒉?

Using [𝚁𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚜] is kinda... No offense, 𝐮𝐧𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐥𝐲.

You're saying your own body isn't enough to satisfy your partner? What a shame.~

[‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝓸𝓷 ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ @HesperianDrag]

⠀
𝒑𝒇𝒇𝒇𝒕 - Well he's quite sure that
he won't have that problem .ᐟ

He has a bunch of 𝐃𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐓𝐒
to help him with such activities. (✨)
⠀

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

Damn. Do you not have many nutritionists around your area too?

𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘩... whatever. Next time I swing by, I'll gift you a basket of the finest fruits Cisthene. 🫒

I only ask for good company in return. (And the finest tea you can procure.~)

[‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝓸𝓷 ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ @HesperianDrag]

⠀
𝑯𝒎 .ᐣ Why pineapples .ᐣ . .

We don't have many of
those in Greece . .

If you want to provide them,
then I'll be more than happy
to eat them .ᐟ
⠀

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

@HesperianDrag Oh my. The truth serum 𝙙𝙤𝙚𝙨 in fact, work!

Ok one more! You 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘭𝘺𝘺𝘺 wanna have gentle, romantic sex with me, right? 😇

[𝐄𝐲𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐔𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐞 @Useless_Archer_]

Oh. You might wanna ask the last partner Eury had...

He umm... got 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙘𝙠 inside. 😅

A sleeping spell was cast on them and even then it was still a pain the extract the member from her pussy...

[‧₊ ˚ ⊹ ࣭ 𝓛𝓪𝓭𝓸𝓷 ⭑ . ₊ ⊹ .₊๋ @HesperianDrag]

⠀
𝒎𝒎𝒎𝒎 . . But what if he
wants it even 𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐄𝐑 .ᐣ

Ladon has 𝐆𝐎𝐓 to figure
out just how tight the girl
can be.
⠀