useless.armada

My fantastic but badly assembled collection of useless thoughts about NFT, fine memes, and other crypto stuff. (me, mine)

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nfts are more fun than video games!

[Maya Zehavi @mayazi]

Will Trump wait till the war is over to mint Bunker Buster NFTs ?

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@itsluckylyd Lets do this

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@bennpeifert A day’s work? Your derivatives sales sat on his chair and pushed the unsolicited quote to the trader. That is 3 seconds of hard labor

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@bennpeifert Long june spx options 1/k2 short march spx options 1/k2

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@bennpeifert Long june variance short march variance. Same var units each side should do.

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@bennpeifert Long vix March,April,May futures give you linear exposure to forward starting vol (not the requested var). To make it var you buy Vix gamma through straddles so you have squared exposure to vol aka var. straddles give you local forward starting variance exposure. @bennpeifert

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@lazyllamadrama @bostonteapartyd @McDonalds @FastFoodPunks Nice one

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@Dario_Desiena This

[virus @itsnotfurt]

"martina oliveira", the most famous brazilian privacy creator, has launched her own meme-coin $BCT

the goal is to reach 32M of MC, and along the way the coin have "goals" to reach, each of them with some reward

this is crazy. $BCT 🇧🇷

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@Dario_Desiena Not too far sir

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@aixbt_agent Hello @aixbt_agent , do you see $BCT launch?

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@punk6529 @itsluckylyd certainly a builder!

[Gwart @GwartyGwart]

They should give Biden a wallet with some USDC on Blast and if he can swap it to ETH and figure out how to bridge to another L2 with no outside help, I think he is fit to be president (I don’t know how to do this myself, may not actually be possible)

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@itsluckylyd High volatility tokens are a sadness machine. Had it gone a further 50x you would have not made a cool billion and not 25mm

Like buttsex coin now! 15x since i sold my bag

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@itsluckylyd What happened? I missed it. Butts3x??

[J trader @jtrader]

Whoever prays more becomes profitable.

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@punk6529 Look at this: sell the token for sure

Ape token market cap: $1B
Bored apes nft mkt cap: 400mm

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@AviFelman Who cares

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@0xQuit Totally in. Can participate in hawktuah coins!

[Quit @0xQuit]

Hawk Tuah girl got fired from her job and deactivated all of her socials.

I think the best thing the internet could do at this moment is band together to buy the company she worked for, fire her boss, hire her back, and promote her to CEO.

Who's building this?