Chad VanHalen

Mister Useless. Leader of The Bombats

[Chad VanHalen @useless_batman]

Currently listening to an album titled "$1,000,000 Worth Of Twang" and i couldn't be happier.

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@gfro Living the dream.

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Just entered this IDLES contest for a free Five Years Of Brutalism LP! Enter here: https://t.co/FGWPCp3qAj

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https://t.co/Qh4jyPg1ol

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https://t.co/vhxblLXaWT #GemsInTheRough2021

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@gfro I mean that monitor is the real victim. All it did was try to help.

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@gfro lol whoops

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@ItchyWizard A step up from stock, pretty intuitive, and on the cheaper end of the spectrum.

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@ItchyWizard Always had better luck doing manual cuts but have been digging on the Unfiltered Audio G8 recently. FWIW

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This one's an oldie where i come from. https://t.co/IO15FCVAQr

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@gfro 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Cant wait to die eat Arby’s

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If movies and cartoons have taught me anything, it’s never to pull a mad scientist’s funding. #science

[Tyler Mahan Coe (chaotic good) @TylerMahanCoe]

Rare Musicians, Ranked from Most to Least

1. Bassists who didn't originally want to play guitar

2. Good drummers

3. Non-Libertarian pedal steel guitarists

4. Lead guitarist equally skilled at rhythm guitar

5. Humble and interesting singers

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@gfro Let’s hear it for the boys.

[Orville Peck @orvillepeck]

Yippeekiyay motherfuckers 😭💙💙💙🎊

[Chad VanHalen @useless_batman]

Crossing the border into VA and saw a good ol boy posted up having a close-out sale for all his Trump 2020 branded confederate flag merch. $5. Everything must go. American ingenuity is back ppl.

[XfreqwranglerX @freqwrangler311]

BBQANON

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Here’s to 4 years of a new beef stew.

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I keep getting emails from @nytimes thinking that they’re election updates but it’s just stew updates.

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Although depending on which beef stew wins, I guess this could be an election update.