USELESS LAUNCHPAD

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[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

Good day, Useless community.

Things are moving nicely.

The tech keeps running, the launchpad stays active, and the buybacks continue to do their thing in the background.

We’re keeping everything moving, improving where we can, and giving the community more room to create, trade and have fun with it.

Nothing forced. Just steady progress and more activity feeding the machine.

$USELESSPAD
https://t.co/PWBAFzyUVq

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

Got a useless idea? Give it somewhere to exist.

You don’t need a perfect concept, a polished pitch, or months of planning.

Pick a name. Create the coin. Put it in front of the market and see what happens.

The next useless idea worth talking about might be yours.

Launch it on Useless Launchpad.

$USELESSPAD
https://t.co/PWBAFzyUVq

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

$USELESSPAD was built to have a reason to exist beyond the chart.

Every minute the launchpad stays active, the network around it gets stronger. More attention, more participation, more reasons for people to discover what we’re building.

We’re focused on execution, growth and keeping that momentum moving in the right direction.

Still early. Still building.

Very bullish on $USELESSPAD.

https://t.co/PWBAFzyUVq

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

Every cycle puts $USELESSPAD back at the center of the machine.

Activity across the launchpad continues to generate buybacks and burns, steadily removing $USELESSPAD from circulation as the platform is used.

More activity means more fuel.
More fuel means more work for the machine.

The supply only moves in one direction.

$USELESSPAD keeps burning. 🔥

https://t.co/PWBAFzyUVq

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

Useless Launchpad is fully operational, and we’re pushing forward.

The foundation is in place, activity is building, and our focus now is simple: keep improving the platform, keep expanding its reach, and keep giving the community reasons to participate.

We’re not here to manufacture excitement with announcements about announcements. We’d rather let consistent execution build the momentum.

We’re active. We’re building. And we’re extremely bullish on where this can go.

$USELESSPAD
https://t.co/PWBAFzyUVq

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

We called it Useless Launchpad for a reason.

No complicated narratives. No endless roadmap filled with promises. Just a place to take an idea, give it a name, and put it out into the world.

Behind the uselessness, we’re here every day: building, staying active, supporting the community and keeping everything moving forward.

Still early. Still active. Still useless.

And we’re only getting started.

https://t.co/PWBAFzyUVq

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

6 coins launched. Not one useful idea in sight.

Balls Deep. Football Inu. stupidinu.
USELESS DOG. Useless Cat. And, naturally, test.

Together they’ve helped the engine run 171 buybacks and burn 16,222 $USELESS so far.

$3,918 bought back and burned.

0 promised features.

The ideas remain useless.
The burns are very real. 🔥

https://t.co/PWBAFzyUVq

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

We don’t pick which ideas deserve to exist.

That would require judgment.

Launch whatever you want.

If people trade it, the engine gets to work.
Fees come in. Buybacks happen. Tokens burn.

Good idea. Bad idea. Completely useless idea.

The machine doesn’t care.

Begin >https://t.co/PWBAFzyUVq

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

Your coin does not need a roadmap. It needs a name and a sufficiently bad idea.
We’ll handle the burning.

Start executing your Useless ideas > https://t.co/b1YdVq6J4C

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

Bonk Guy... we are waiting for you!

https://t.co/8025ukpSiq

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

50 cycles in
5 coins launched

11% $USELESSPAD supply gone forever
10,917 solana:Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk burned

https://t.co/Nby5SmjUcc

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

Welcome to the museum of zero promises

Please admire the uselessness
Then launch some of your own

$USELESSPAD
https://t.co/4VBL6EquIB

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

That useless idea you’ve been sitting on?

Give it a name
Give it a coin

https://t.co/b1YdVq7gUa

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

appreciate you guys! i'm gonna pay some dexscreener boost to help up the chart... @theunipcs we are coming for you bonkguy

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

Useless ideas. Real burns. 🪙🔥

Every coin launched sends 10% of its trading tax toward $USELESSPAD buybacks & burns.

Your next useless coin belongs here.
https://t.co/4VBL6Er2y9

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

Our roadmap fits in four words:

Launch. Buy back. Burn. Repeat. 🔥

Bring your useless ideas.
https://t.co/4VBL6Er2y9

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

Every coin launched here feeds the burn. 🔥

Paired with $USELESS. Every 3 minutes:
→ 90% of its tax buys that coin back & burns it
→ 10% buys $USELESSPAD & burns it

Every buy and every sell on every coin pulls $USELESS off the market and shrinks $USELESSPAD's supply. Two shortages, one clock.

No team cut. No claim button. No promises.
Every claim, buy and burn is a Solscan link.

https://t.co/PWBAFzyUVq

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

Your next useless idea belongs here. 🪙🚀

Launch a coin paired with $USELESS and let the buyback & burn cycle run.

Zero promises. Something to burn.

https://t.co/4VBL6EquIB

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

DEX IS PAID!

$USELESSPAD

[USELESS LAUNCHPAD @useless_launch]

First buyback & burn completed successfully! 🔥

$USELESSPAD IS LIVE 🚀

Launch your useless coins, paired with $USELESS.

Every 3 minutes, the trading tax fuels the loop:
🔥 90% buys back and burns your coin
🔥 10% burns $USELESS
Every buyback. Every burn. Public on-chain.
Zero roadmap. Zero promises. Just coins getting burned.

Go launch something useless 👇
https://t.co/wqQFhA5ts2