Useless Matt Eberflus

Supposed to be a head coach but can’t win an important game to save my life. Will probably talk about culture a lot. Have lots of heart and integrity.

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@jkramer202 Sorry you feel that way Jackson. Should’ve used the timeout but then remembered I’d left a turkey in the oven and the game ended

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@JoeGaither6 Get fucked Joe. I need something to do that day

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@3timemvp @UnSportsESPN @ChrisCanty99 @ESPN1000 That’s harsh Rob. Just the other day I motivated a young boy in the petrol station. I am the best

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@Michele74742433 @RealSkipBayless To be honest Mat this coaching stuff is a side hustle for me. But it keeps me busy and I love instilling character and culture

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@AntiEstblsh @AdamHoge All part of the plan Jeff. Losing breeds character and culture. And I am the culture 🐐

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@tater22todd @thekapman @ChicagoBears Oh get fucked Todd. Do you not appreciate all the great culture I’ve instilled? Thats all me. Who needs wins anyway

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@GeorgasEvan I know Evan. I’ve tried talking to him. Have a big speech on heart and integrity and good culture. It didn’t work

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@Craig_II Absolutely Craig. Getting sick of him now. He’s going to ruin my great culture

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@MartyDek78 @HGrahamNFL Exactly Martin. I’ve told him he needs to wind his neck in and not ruin our culture. Our culture is great you know

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@wayne_whitlock @HGrahamNFL I thought about making him inactive Wayne but didn’t want to ruin the culture

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@n0t_pop @HGrahamNFL My culture is the best. Do you know that all my players have cool nicknames? That’s all me

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@OneAndOnlyPiggy @HGrahamNFL Get fucked Jeremy. Why are you blaming me when this idiot is winding up fans in the end zone? This isn’t about me or my useless play calling or inability to call a time out in an important situation to make sure my players are focused at all

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Tyrique asked me why he was being benched. I said I had to make an example of him in order to protect culture. It definitely wasn’t to distract people from my coaching ability, or lack of, that’s for damn sure. #heart #integrity #culture

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@madswag4315 Thanks Maddie. You know what they say.
Look good feel good. Did I tell you how much heart and character and determination I have? I have lots

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@bkeister34 @GBraggsJr23 I’ll tell you why Brandon. Ryan and I were having a drink. He said he considered sacking me off. But I said Ryan, I’ve not even given everyone nicknames yet. So he decided to give me longer to finish the job. He knows culture is 🔑

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@DanSchramer @danwiederer Oh fuck off Dan. My coaching is the best around. I’m satisfied that no other head coach would’ve changed the outcome on Sunday. And I have so much heart and integrity

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@ChiSportsGuy @danwiederer Thank you Evan. Really appreciate your support. And don’t forget my great culture and all the cool nicknames I’ve given everyone. Takes time to come up with those

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@ArcadeNut @NHLBlackhawks Get fucked Anthony. I need something to fill my days and inspiring great culture does just that. Who needs wins or championships anyway?

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@AndrewArmer1 @danwiederer Disagree Andrew. Who needs wins anyway? It’s all about heart and great culture. That’s the key 🔑

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@RVWoods82 @AaronLemingNFL Well no shit Ronald. Who needs accountability anyway. Feel like no one’s giving me enough credit for my great culture truth be told