goose

here to kill time and like controversial tweets and memes/living on borrowed time/ previously known as a cool duck

[goose @uselessgoose2]

@j4ckietaylor none of these 2 ships has a higher moral ground than its counterpart, that's your cousin dumbass

[goose @uselessgoose2]

he used to look so much better. holy shit this dude's body dysmorphia is on a whole different level

[views @viewsceo]

Clavicular is going VIRAL after showing off his new look following 11 surgeries 😳

Before vs After

[goose @uselessgoose2]

no and i am tired of people pretending it's the room, it's visually stunting. it's only crime not being toy story 3

[Bradley Osborn ✝️🎃 @the_Bradster007]

Is Toy Story 4 really THAT BAD?

[goose @uselessgoose2]

this is going to be his 13th reason yall

[temu joan didion 🍉 @allie____g]

When my boss told me he used AI to help him buy his first car, and I said “That must be lonely. Do you not have friends to ask about that kind of thing?” and signed off of Slack and left the company

[goose @uselessgoose2]

at this point i am in the desperate need of a lobotomy or h*****n like i can't do this anymore sober or lucid

[goose @uselessgoose2]

wild things are happening in the korean timeline

[MInSEol @_TOY_MInSEol_]

제일 좋은 점은 우디가 섹시하다는 것이지

[goose @uselessgoose2]

@undercover3429 oh my god how hot was she? :D

[goose @uselessgoose2]

unbelievably depressed that i can't even m*********e

[goose @uselessgoose2]

@versacemeg wow 5 is that good? i guess i have to see it now

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

In the long history of Good Calls, Peter Jackson made possibly the Goodest Call of all time with this one.

[goose @uselessgoose2]

the concept of having ice age movies being dubbed for afghanistan

[🏳️‍🌈 Out Of Context International Dubs 🏳️‍🌈 @OutOfContxtDubs]

Movie: Ice Age
Language: Dari
Country: Afghanistan

[goose @uselessgoose2]

why is the nixon foundation making these sick edits? what's the occasion?

[Richard Nixon Foundation @nixonfoundation]

National treasure

[goose @uselessgoose2]

i love when people randomly remember that adele is goated

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

This album is genuinely insane lol I still cannot fathom that a teenager wrote it
https://t.co/mkXsi2hKQb

[goose @uselessgoose2]

this needs to happen to me

[Mrs Too Damn Media Literate @bobo_circus]

It rocks that every time one of his contemporaries described Napoleon's relationship with his wife, they had to be like "yeah this bitch is UGLY but he still fw her??"

[goose @uselessgoose2]

i need to be permanently on pixar's timeline

[Cresta @Crestamorph]

How it genuinely feels seeing the timeline being filled with Toy Story;

[goose @uselessgoose2]

الشخص الوحيد اللي نام هي امي اللي نامت علي نفسها من الملل و احنا بنتفرج( بتكلم بجد)

[Ahmed Abdelgawad @TheOnlyPunPun]

اللي شاف فيلم past lives يقولي هل ناموا مع بعض ولا قضوها yearning طول الفيلم بس؟

[goose @uselessgoose2]

@julianmiflaco you will love you're the worst

[goose @uselessgoose2]

no one is doing it like her it's flat out incredible actually

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Ariana Grande spotted hanging out with her ex Ricky in Austin.

[goose @uselessgoose2]

i thought this was a common knowledge?

[proton @ProtonInspector]

Is Alec Baldwin kinda hot?

[goose @uselessgoose2]

@Holler_Praetor @heavydutysteven i love how that's what you think is interesting in this picture