princess nut nuts

:))

[princess nut nuts @uselesslauren]

@portal222heaven Asking for Angela because she sounds like a nice girl

[Clavicular @Clavicular0]

One of the strategies I used to become more neurotypical was to pick out a random person on the street and follow them around for the entire day. I would carefully log all of their movements and observations I made.

I still try to do this from time to time, but I get recognized alot which makes it hard.

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

[Trying to do a yo mamma joke but I’m too empathetic]

*tenderly grasping your hand*

Is your mother still struggling with her weight?

[princess nut nuts @uselesslauren]

@DigitalGroundG @hasanthehun @TheOmniLiberal Oh get a grip. They're both obsessed with each other. How does baiting left wing infighting help anyone's cause?

[Ethan Klein is Happy and Normal! @MentalDeklein]

Ethan Klein loses due to precedent set by Ethan Klein 🤷

[princess nut nuts @uselesslauren]

@hasanthehun @trouble_man90 Lol

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@PopCrave Woke king

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is my lunch considered the best scrubs episode? because it is, but i want the validation of knowing everyone else thinks so too

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

A lot of academics aren’t ready to hear this because it will hurt their precious little egos but:

Your students are apathetic about learning because you don’t integrate waterslides and waterparks. They don’t care about learning because they aren’t cascading down wet wet chutes

[princess nut nuts @uselesslauren]

@blaustoise Foucault is rolling in his grave

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@Funminz Calling labour "centre-left" is funny, good for you

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@TheWarKitchen What a stupid rule

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@hrrylolz Bravely booting people in the head <3

[princess nut nuts @uselesslauren]

@Arbeitologist Hegel lol

[Awni Hannun @awnihannun]

Adopting Claude speak in my regular life, episode 1:

Partner: Did you do the dishes tonight?
Me: Yes they're done.
Partner: Why are they still dirty?
Me: You're right to push back. I didn't actually do them.

[princess nut nuts @uselesslauren]

@hrrylolz That shit looks like a sea monkey habitat

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Do you think his girlfriend's been hanging out behind the shoji screen this whole time?

[princess nut nuts @uselesslauren]

@rockstarnoguitr Telling her to do some internal work is hysterical and also evil ?

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@anon_opin @hrrylolz M&s at the top is tapped. We get it, u like microwave pasta