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tired, but alive

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

god forbid a woman just wants to lay in bed all day, smoke weed & do nothing

[Theo 🦇! || rw s2 of spn :3 @GreenTbrainrot]

Bro is GORGEOUS

[Hanky 🍷 @Hanky_solo]

A Kennedy le reventaron la cabeza a tropecientos metros y en movimiento dentro de un coche, pero, por lo que sea, a un orondo octogenario con menos movilidad que un gato de escayola no hay manera de acertarle.

[the office posts @THEOFFlCEPOSTS]

today is 4/20

[tumblr @tumblr]

destiel doesn’t die. it just reinvents itself

[jess (: @narutosdurag]

“twd is about how no one is 100% safe” and if i said Carl should’ve been excluded from that rule. He should be 100% safe all the time, tf?

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

Two American citizens have been killed by ICE in less than 2 weeks

Say their names

#KeithPorter
#ReneeNicoleGood

[🦢 @meishato]

i hate being responsible for my own meals because i’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day, and i always promise myself i’ll fix it tomorrow

[Amity @amitylee13]

“At some point people will look at this body and say, ‘maybe we should get rid of all 435 members of the House and all 100 members of the Senate and start over.’ Because Congress is literally failing the American people.”

Yes, Mr. Roy, you are correct.

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

weed/pot is basically god's perfect beautiful gift and theyre trying to tell you that it gives you a schizophrenic throw up disease... wake up y'all

[Simi @Simonucha]

Three people from ONE game and no Tom McKay, are you fucking serious...

[જ⁀glow JUPI🩰ྀི⁀જ➣ @fromkicatcher]

and a very happy juneteenth to all my brothas and sistas aunties and uncles who took part in the montgomery brawl. y’all are national HEROES!!

[Maia @maiamindel]

It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons.

It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons.

It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest t

[amber ✌🏻 @uselessnugget]

@DBaptistaSilva @BeanNickyBarnes @Variety why be so cruel to a young person? would you want someone talking like that about you? what happened to treat others the way you want to be treated

[amber ✌🏻 @uselessnugget]

@Internet__Brain @LegacyKillaHD @truth_pj They literally show Hans Capon being a lady’s man, what the fuck are you on about 💀

[amber ✌🏻 @uselessnugget]

@DanielVavra @Digital_Dragons Hell yeah! I know what I’m watching while eating dinner tonight!! My fiance and I have been talking nonstop about KCD2 and how incredible @WarhorseStudios has been promoting it. Can’t wait to learn more about the behind the scenes, and y’all’s hard effort you put in.

[amber ✌🏻 @uselessnugget]

@gosuprime022 @ESRowedinho @DanielVavra Bro, it’s a VIDEO GAMMEEEE. (and besides, maybe it took until being around some dude bros for Henry to accept he’s bisexual) It’s not something to get all ruffled feathers about