Ramen 🍜

wtf is happening

[lane ✮ ⋆ ˚｡𖦹 ⋆｡°✩ @lane_wolfe_]

him: idk, i just.. i feel like you’re trying to boil me into soup

me, throwing carrots and potatoes into a giant cauldron: babe, you sound crazy right now

[jackson @squashedlikebug]

the Hotdogs on the Rollers should spin in a Few more directions , i’ve grown Bored of this axis , let me see what this hotdog can Really do

[Louie Zong (on bluesky now) @everydaylouie]

the far side (in 3D)

[Jo🌺🎬 @Goldxn_Violin]

“I’m Paul Atreides and welcome to Jackass.”

[Stamps Bot @StampsBot]

submitted by @gimla7

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

god i want to be invited to this so fucking bad

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

All a microwave needs is a (+30sec) button. Everything else is bourgeois excess.

[onion MOVED!! @onionarchive_23]

does anyone else wiggle their fingers when they reach for something like a cartoon character

[jade. @valeskapade]

who up jigging they saw

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see :)

[ses ✧.* @1withthecrowbar]

JOHN AND MARY GRAYSON KISS YOUR SON GOODBYE

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

just invested in some stocks. chicken and vegetable. going to be a high yield year for soup

[kaz @1941crowley]

i’m crying he’s the funniest man ever

[james (commissions open) @jrawzartz]

study

fell asleep on the way home

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

i need to be put into the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center

[lee @JustifyMyLee]

Britney Spears if she was from Liverpool: