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Just another broken soul trying to survive in this fucked up world. Ignore this account, it's where I come to complain.

[Trash @UselessSoul97]

Happy Mother's Day to my quarantine drinking buddy. 😇🥂 ❤ https://t.co/OVYlrdSmm6

[Trash @UselessSoul97]

@kieracass Hi @kieracass ! The Selection series books are my ultimate favorites. I consider myself lucky to have had them signed by you! Looking forward to reading The Betrothed as well! 💛 Sending love from Canada!

[John Bradley @johnbradleywest]

Happy to announce that my picture (or rather Sam’s picture) is going to be June in the official @GameOfThrones 2020 calender. If the idea of that puts you off, be thankful that it’s a summer month and you’ll probably be out of the house a lot.

[Jackson Hayes @jacksonhvisuals]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a cinematographer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “moody lighting" helps

[Trash @UselessSoul97]

Dad: I love you more with makeup.

Gee. Thanks.

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

No one:
My brain at 3 a.m.:

[Roem @RoemService]

Can Disney please give this evil Queen her own YouTube channel or something, because I would watch every single second of it.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i tried to meditate and fell asleep then had a nightmare how did i fuck up sitting with my eyes closed

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

can’t believe i spent a decade forcing strangers to watch a bootlegged low quality upload just to witness the first time they heard the crowd shriek when the blood starts to seep

[Trash @UselessSoul97]

After watching #Descendants3 I have come to the conclusion that #CameronBoyce is at the Isle of the Lost. Makes things more bearable.

[Trash @UselessSoul97]

@saltygirafe MOOD

[Netflix @netflix]

.@Antoni absolutely loses it every time he sees a corgi and, honestly .... same.

[Trash @UselessSoul97]

I'm a dumb shit for taking the time to write to a students' concerned parent. :)

[Trash @UselessSoul97]

Thank God I packed my own pillow for this 2 day car ride. Dad took it away and gave it to my brother who hasn't showered in a week. Then proceeds to yell at me when I get mad. I fucking can't wait to leave these assholes behind.

[Trash @UselessSoul97]

My family doesn't seem to understand that it is cruel to eat pizza in my face while I am forced to eat a salad. By forced I mean they get mad at me if I eat anything else.

[Trash @UselessSoul97]

Mom and dad are arguing like crazy as we drive to Florida. Having a fucking anxiety attack in the back seat. Thanks guys.

[Trash @UselessSoul97]

My dad just woke my mom up because she didn't pack HIS suitcase for our vacation. Like... wtf man. You're not a child, pack your own shit.

[Trash @UselessSoul97]

One of my students' parent: "Oh I didn't know you were going to be on stage and calling the kids up for their diplomas"
Me: "Neither did I."