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The elevator has ears, and this is what we hear.

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Or maybe next Ambassador will be Chris Christie, or Mitt Romney? Who knows!

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We can wait to announce new U.S. Ambassador to Canada next year, Sarah Palin.

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@OttawaTunnel or could have been thinking of President Sanders...actually the one most Canadian-like

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@OttawaTunnel Prezident Cruz! From, what do you call it, Cowtown. Not Obama. (Is anyone really sure where he was born?)

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Canada-born president? This could be the start of a takeover. And we thought it was going to be the other way around.

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They've started letting the refugees in, it's happening. Even giving them coats! Crazy.
Can we start building a fence at the border yet?

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We can't just throw Rob Ford back at them?
No, not even close.

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Think the Canucks think we're all crazy with this Trump talk?
No, worse. I think they think we're showing our true colors.

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Seriously? We're to press the Canucks to sign on to TPP? Because Keystone is what, forgotten?

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Dash?
Daesh
Dish?
Daesh
Dayesh?
Daesh
Ok, deige?
Right, daesh

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Quick, let's get the the prez here for a visit. Obama and Trudeau together - crowds will go wild. And forget, if we're lucky.

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Forget #KXL, what's bigger is the trade news. Canada beat out by China as our largest trading partner? That's gotta hurt.

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Pretty quiet around here today, huh? I love Fridays.

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They want us to suspend the KXL application? We'd have to find it in long term storage first.

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Someone get the kid's phone number. We've got some talking about ISIS to do.

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PM Trudeau? Star Wars? Back to the Future? Canada's in a time warp.

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We're not sure what the f*ck is going on up in Canada either, Esquire magazine, but we're sure feeling at home here.

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@OttawaTunnel I'm just an elevator, and a foreign one at that, but I know how you feel.

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Another school shooting. Do you feel guilty being posted to a country with civilized gun laws at times like this? Me neither.

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More like Nixon or Bush? Or both, like a PM Nixush or Bushon. http://t.co/LDefflWwJT