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Memes for kings🔫. #ChxppaGang

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Hate when this happens

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Mom: *cuts hair*

Mom: “omg your so pretty, all the are girls going to chase you”

Random guy chasing instead:

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Me: *hitting my brother for fun*

Him: *starts crying*

Me:

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@newchxppa Yeah see u tmmrw if u dont skip class like u did today💀

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@newchxppa A kid from my class has been messeged by Quavo and Takeoff that shit crazy🤯 imagine a random kid from Denmark gets messeged by them🤯🤯

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Them: “I actually dont masturebate that often tbh”

Also them every single day:

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Me: “may I use the bathroom”

Teacher: “no”

Me: “why?”

The teacher:

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When you’re the imposter and someone is sus’ing you:

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Her: “Heyy babe im on my period so I was wonderi...”

Me:

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The lockscreen when having a mask on:

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Mom: “eat up the food isn’t even that hot”
The food:

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Her: “why are you following me around?”

Me trying to start a conversation with her:

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Cashier: are you 21?

Me: “yes”

Cashier:

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My drunk a$$ trynna rap along to the Eminem song at the club:

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Nobody:

Me staring at my crush in class:

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*crush standing behind me*

Friend: “did you fart?”

Me:

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When she’s home alone:

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Me in front of the mirror practicing my TikTok Dance moves:

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Me: *beating my meat for the 6th in under an hour*

My meat: