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[User12345 @user19931987]

@BarstoolBigCat Xavier mentioned @PitinoCorleone

[Pitino's Prosciutto (Motivated) @PitinoCorleone]

@johnrivers131 Xavuef menfuone

[User12345 @user19931987]

@AllWrightFan My initial thought was that using a fan is weak, but then I realized that's fucking brilliant.

Twitter has corrupted my brain to immediately think that everything people do is a #shrink

In reality, this is a massive #expand

[William “Stinger” McFarland @burnermcged]

Drinking Bud Light is not gay. I’d argue it’s more gay to refuse a bud light on the grounds of perceived homosexuality. Drink what you like.

[User12345 @user19931987]

@Freesweats Might be time to reevaluate

[User12345 @user19931987]

@PatBevsMidLeg @TRECARR0LL My ex just married a guy named Sean Burke #fuck

[User12345 @user19931987]

I'm assuming this was a Taylormade driver, but even if not, something needs to be done regarding how shittily those drivers are made.

As a lifelong Callaway user, I've used the same d-stick for 8 years and watched others cycle through Taylormade drivers every other year

[Loyal to the Soil Dan @X_Fan_Dan25]

Driver face cracked a few days before a golf trip

[User12345 @user19931987]

@X_Fan_Dan25 Let me guess, Taylormade Stealth or Sim?

[Pitino's Prosciutto (Motivated) @PitinoCorleone]

@uofcincy @FreddyLA7

[User12345 @user19931987]

@dpshow @Wyndham_Clark won me over dubbs!

[User12345 @user19931987]

@PitinoCorleone @jarvisfink @PapaPepperoni67 Cannot agree with this tag more

[User12345 @user19931987]

So fucking ready to take this Series 7 practice exam #mortgagebackedsecurities #mbs

[Doug “Lyncher” Smith @prettigoodtime]

The karmelo Anthony guilty verdict has officially kicked off white boy summer

[User12345 @user19931987]

@SquidClapper Until the face just falls off

[User12345 @user19931987]

Girlfriend just asked me if we’re in a K shaped economy.

She’s a keeper 🔒

[User12345 @user19931987]

@NUCLRGOLF Hole only plays like 490, so I usually go 3 iron off the tee because it lands much softer than a wood. Need to be able to hit a draw though.

[User12345 @user19931987]

@dickofficial42 On cloud

[User12345 @user19931987]

@Jacquarious49 Next step, drop to -1

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

The most economically illiterate politician to ever exist.

[User12345 @user19931987]

Currently making the last meal of my college career: partially moldy hotdogs (cut the mold off), roommate’s potatoes, and hamburger buns bc I’m out of hot dog buns.

Neighbor lady somehow told me that it smelled good #techedupchudpiece