Randy “The Hazer” Jones

OU Kappa Sigma ‘81. Divorced. 3 Shitty Kids. OU Alum(kind of). 2nd team all district 1975, Norman High OLB.

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Never kill urself

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@TeresaKnowsBall Way to copy me asshole

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IUD daughter or DUI son? Lmk #lank #bv

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@TeresaKnowsBall Translation: gay sex should I give it a shot? Give me a break

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#LANK

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No one to fight at sidelines tn, prob just gonna go home and rip the Kody ko “that’s cringe” matty smokes hot box video. Classic #expand

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Nothin better than a Claritin and a Busch light to start my morning #expand

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@timmy_4time Heard it’s Fiji wear ur letters night at logies, can u confirm ?

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@benjibloom7 Couldn’t realate more my brother #inhoc

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The worst guy in ur frat just asked you “yo what’s ur name on the burner vurse”

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Take a look at my ex-wives new bf, safe to say I made the right decision

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Life ain’t always sunshine’s and rainbows for ol Randy #shetookthekids

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Drunkinly cooked this up last night, woke up to a nice little surprise

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Things I would trust before the biz sushi:
-Porter moser with the game on the line
-Any girls drink at gator fest 🐊
-Pikes to go one weekend without posting something gay
-Rubie Frank babysitting my children
-The “adderall” I just bought from a DU

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Just kicked from logies for asking the bartender if the chicken tenders were made in seed oils, time to start an altercation in the nomptons parking lot with @timmy_4time #lank

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@thadconnors000 Zaxin

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@Chapde46516Nick Really hope ur a lambda bc if I catch u throwing the Zax that might be ur last day

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@timmy_4time If I say no will you throw me down the stairs?

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Really think the BV has done alot of good for people’s outfits on campus #expand

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For the last time no I have not signed up for the big event, we actually have this really cool party called “deltona beach” that weekend. #shrink