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[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

niggas w money be expecting you to be impressed like why would i be excited about money that’s not in my account??

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

You motherfuckers are NOT rewriting history on COVID while I’m living and breathing. Shut the fuck up.

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

Ppl who are not self-sufficient really irritate me 😭 like look it up yourself!!!! Figure it out yourself!!!! The information is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

I cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Just got a work email today…… like dont u guys have families

[ຸ @merakixr]

the fuck imma do with 500 balloons gtfo

[𝒮𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝓎ᥫ᭡ @THEEDON304]

“incorrect username or password” BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!!

[🇵🇸 @SocialistLew]

I love when job vacancies claim they have a great benefits scheme when and list things like:

•28 Days Holiday
•Sick pay
•Maternity leave
•Pension scheme

These aren't benefits. You've listed mandatory UK law!

[Suriyah @suriyahsays]

Weight

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me passing someone : u slow bitch
me being passed: ok speed racer

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Nggas would cheat with a mermaid

[dee @DeeGBP]

This was 49p back in my day

[ID👨🏾‍🦯🇧🇪🇫🇷🇩🇪🇺🇸 @HeyIbz]

I sacrifice one instagram story to half swipe another one

[alondra @alondramaren]

Don’t care how many times I have to start over. I’m not settling for a life I don’t want

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

On vacation there is NO spending limit … I'll figure it out when I get back home 😭