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avid trader joe’s fan

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they gotta stop bringing fucking pop up bagels to my office, i’m about to look like one

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idk how i’m handling this 9-5 schedule so poorly when i used to be able to be on my phone until 4 am, shotgun a peach celsius and clock into 1st period

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all of the sudden it’s a troye sivan song

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movie night is the best night ever for caleb and jen because they don’t have to worry about anything

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it’s prime day so all of the sudden i’m in the market for an espresso maker to make specialty lattes which i will do all of two times and then continue to pay $8 for my latte every morning

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i have such an urge to just hug everyone in new york city today. like guys come on, just bring it in

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if i had to be on love island, i’d require being a bombshell because no way im filming that music video intro

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mark the day because i’m gonna say it. kyle cooke’s crashout tonight was totally reasonable

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turned my outlook notifications off this semester, best idea eveerrrrrrr i’ve literally been so zen

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at the point in my identity crisis where i will either dye my hair blonde or chop it all off. suggestions?

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happy mother’s day to my mom who i call at every minor inconvenience because in my head she is chatgpt

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nightmare blunt rotation is probably jake paul, me in highschool, and trump

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@blueeban1sters what’s peptides

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@blueeban1sters real question, why wouldn’t she be

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i wish i could work at a DSW because everyone there is so bad at their job

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i want to live the reality tv star post-scandal hero arc rush so badly

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god i am so good at life. just walked to the dispensary, bought a gummy, ordered grubhub so it’d arrive at the exact time i was home from the dispensary, took the gummy before my walk home so it’d hit at the exact time i started eating my pho. i have this thing down to an art

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@gonegirlfriend omg i can’t unsee it

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@cammiemark genuinely had to rewind and watch again

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i wonder what demons i was fighting when i booked an 8 pm solidcore class for after my 8 hour work shift