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[UnnamedUser80087355 @user80087355]

Max divebombing again, surely not #F1

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

None of these folks said anything like this when the New York mayors were pro Israel and making regular trips to, and speeches, about Israel FYI

[Legal Eagle 🦅 @AllThingsCivil]

Just our President, who swore to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution, “joking” about running for an illegal 3rd term while wearing a Trump 2028 hat, repeating Russian backed election lies.

All posted by a government account.

[Billingham Town FC @BillinghamTown]

CLUB STATEMENT

The club would like to address rumours circulating on social media regarding unacceptable behaviour following today’s game away to Seaham Red Star.

After a brief investigation, we can confirm that Billingham Town supporter Phil Smith has received a lifetime ban from the club and has been reported to the Northern League, The FA and Cleveland Police.

Although we are delighted to see Town win, and appreciate that celebrations can occasionally go a little too far, ordering a strawberry daiquiri in a pub, with the lads, on a matchday cannot—and will not—be tolerated.

Furthermore, to ensure the club does not encourage similar behaviour in future, lager tops will no longer be served in the clubhouse.

The club considers the matter closed.

#UTT

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

Hang on. I didn’t realise it was a whole new parliament. I thought it was just some offices. Has anyone let King Charles know about this?

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Trump is cracking jokes about natural disasters while American families are still waiting for the disaster recovery dollars he promised.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

The idiot who runs our country says this but doesn’t have the courage or evidence to come after me. This should tell you how low IQ he is. Trump is who needs to get the hell out of our country because he is destroying it and making us the laughing stock of the world.

[Jezza Jacket @KitHunters]

Just the €330m spent by Chelsea so far with no European football, a suspended ban from signing first team players and a 9 month academy transfer ban due to financial irregularities.

Weird, innit?

[G.T @gingerrtom]

i think it's because they're against human trafficking, rape and child porn actually.

[Mrs Millicent: Whimsy mode ✝️♿ 🏳️‍🌈 @MillieCheesey]

I personally haven't called the fire brigade for 20 years either but I'm fairly certain its important to pay for it.

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Honestly, this whole Manchester United season ticket fiasco should have mainstream media shouting from the rooftops. It’s a disgrace on so many levels and should be called out as such by the numerous ex-United talking heads that populate football media in this country.

[j @Punished_TBlair]

I'm going to be sued for 3 trillion pesos (£3.48)

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Well played…

[Ed Davey @EdwardJDavey]

VAR check: This would be a clear and obvious error.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"Burnham has no mandate" says unelected gobshite whose party leader isn't even an MP.

[Matt Capon @MattLCapon]

One of my best friends at school was murdered after being struck repeatedly on the back of the head with a hammer.

I sat in court and listened to the details of his death. I will never forget hearing his mum sob as she learned what her son’s final words had been.

His murderer was sentenced to life in prison for the life he took.

I cannot begin to imagine what it would have felt like if that trial had collapsed because someone prejudiced the case and destroyed any chance of a conviction, simply for the sake of meagre political point-scoring.

I'll never agree with the politics of Ann Widdecombe, but she deserves justice. And that's something you and your party seem hell bent on preventing at all costs.

[Victor Catalina @vcatalina96]

Just a question: If there is a player
• with 73 goals for club and country (second-best goalscoring season ever since Messi’s 91)
• who won the domestic treble with a hat-trick in the Cup final
• who scored in every knockout game he played for his club (Cup + UCL)
• who played the UCL semifinal
• who captained his team to their first World Cup medal in 60 years
• who was an absolute role model for his teammates and fans alike throughout the entire time

I don’t see why he shouldn’t be the overwhelming favourite.

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

"I hope they've got my best side, but no seriously I'm going to jail for a long time"

[🇩🇪 FCBayernUnsereLiebe🇺🇲 @charnold22690]

"Is this a joke" is the only appropriate response to someone suggesting someone other than Harry Kane should win the ballon d'or.