eat my shorts!

@imamheldhostage

[Jhay @jhayusb]

this summer we're staying out till 1 billion o'clock

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

You don’t need to wash your water bottle or your bed sheets or anything. Everything will eventually become clean because of a great big fire

[eat my shorts! @user8429103]

india is the side quest capital of the world

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feels like the night to play darts, drop $30 on touch tunes, and make the whole bar revisit illuminaughty

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

Cocaine has ruined countless lives but it also made “Genius of Love” so it’s impossible to say if it’s bad or not

[eat my shorts! @user8429103]

i love posting here it’s the closest i can get to screaming into a void i think

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uh oh time for the semi annual get champagne drunk and listen to in rainbows in the bathroom party

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post a drunk argument with my ukrainian head chef pre bike ride to see stereolab

[lily @GIRLIDI0T]

liking hate tweets about an album i will not be listening to

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i still cant believe this happened. ive seen it a thousand times and its still one of the funniest things ive ever seen in my life

[eat my shorts! @user8429103]

liking geese isn’t fun anymore guys

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i love you @yugiohmachinim2

[🝆 @policefala]

i was made for waiting

[eat my shorts! @user8429103]

electr-o-pura and not being able to enjoy the fall because i yearn for an eternal summer

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

The President is launching a military invasion of areas controlled by the opposition party and it’s not even being treated like a front page story.

[Punch Drunk Luke @WwwLukethoughts]

When Stranger Things is over they should put Winona Ryder back in movies

[nutrient deficient stew @101Iight]

How it feels to talk about sunscreen

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

i am better than you cause i don’t use AI