Nana Sarfo

[kling 💜 @milaham_nk]

Rats just pack guilty conscience full body. Why you dey run? Oh so you know say wetin you dey do no make sense.

[BODE @neverelent]

Death doesn't warn you, so if you have time this week, go and have sex.

[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, plzz help me retweet 😩🙏

[CornellSticks.Web3 @KwameMills4]

@tv3_ghana Kindly help me find my uncle

[b @saggyboobs]

nvm my other ho gonna do it

[A. @abeekuacquah]

Bought a watch off Temu and the way I can literally hear the ticking of each second? 😭 Halfway into a meeting and someone asks who the terrorist is (as per I’m wearing a time-bomb).

[Kafui™️ @Mr_Gidiglo]

Snapchat really be some App oo😭

[Mark Beef @ExpertsLie]

The Bene Gesserit women probably have massive bushes

[𝐏𝐑𝐀𝐈𝐒𝐄 @Apremunit]

I went to the bathroom to watch a documentary on human reproduction, Airtel decided to start their rubbish.💔

[Solo @solokel24]

I’m really a solo ass nigga. I can go all day without talking to nobody, fr.

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

When my therapist says that not talking to anyone and acting mysterious is social anxiety and not aura farming

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I be saying “babe” platonically and “bro” romantically you can’t save me.

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

Konji go wan dey push you to babes below your standards

No try am.

[Mission Afiepondara 🔝 @missixn44]

Any small thing person don double tap power button

[ً @LNREutd]

make UEFA put Bayern for me this Tuesday I wan teach them something

[ً @LNREutd]

Sex is sweet but have you ever scrolled twitter after Man United won a match?

[Klinsman @kobbykleinz]

Mainoo ankasa he bi 8 or 6???
Akoa di ball sɛ twɛ

[COMMODORE☔ @commodore_nc]

Aburi Girls ankasa ebi demma head wey good but demma head no good

[Roddy @nasiimaroddy]

Those of you who are planning to remain sober, protect the country for us

[Zeeshan Sayed @SayedZeesh]

Frimpong is an exceptional footballer. He's a mix of Vidic and Beckham.

Crosses like Vidic. Defends like Beckham.