The Shock of the Ben-tury

And all the rain falls down amen on the works of last year’s Ben

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@rieszspieces But Tatum will need to carry them in the playoffs unless they shoot insanely well from 3.

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@molochofficial You have to be a real idiot to follow sports and not be able to pick up the rules to a new sport after watching 1-2 games.

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@moultano Sure, but both of my parents are YIMBYs so any resentment I might have is still disconnected from familial generations.

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@samhaselby All one can do here is imagine; the word “Palestine” is mentioned.

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@xwanyex My dad, who was 54 when I was born, has often told me this.

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@Steve_Sailer The first and third goals Team USA gave up in this game were just gaffes. It’s probably a coaching issue.

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@FoolOfD I was shocked when I watched “A Complete Unknown” and discovered that the reaction shot problem is even affecting Hollywood movies. But in the case of “Love Island”, it’s because it’s derived from “The Bachelor” (which is probably responsible for the existence of a dozen shows).

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Now he’s being put out to Platner

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Grab ‘em by the Platner

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@RichardHanania She forgot to wear a rainbow shirt

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@Ryanrz @growing_daniel @grok My Turkish friends (twin brothers) growing up used to be very embarrassed when their mom would refer to them as “she”.

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Every goal America has conceded in this game has been one of the worst of the World Cup.

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@vaudevillehook When Zohran’s time as mayor ends the NY Post front page will read “So Long, Mamdani!” Knowing this has satisfied my need for Zohran puns.

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@ClwnPrncCharlie On the flip side, of course you invite Zadie Smith to your wedding if you can.

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@souljagoyteller She’s way too young.

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@DominicJPino @JonahDispatch The anti-Israel movement is consistently hyperbolic. Here, “absolute U.S. support for Israel’s government” means not favoring Palestine over Israel.

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@EyeOnStalk 99.9% of the time I would vote for the woman. But if she happened to be Cea Weaver (or someone with similarly horrible politics), I wouldn’t vote for either.

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@hecubian_devil A) doesn’t care about that
B) only kind of cares about that
C) thought he could get away with it

He got to be a star for months. Millions were rooting for him. A lot of people would make that trade.

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@KelseyTuoc @MattZeitlin That just seems like a person who read about the UK grooming gangs and misinterpreted its implications in a very stupid way.

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@shinboson The best people to get advice from, in everything, are similar to you and have done the things you want to do.

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@3xcalibaneur Even just the crop top is something you can’t really wear as a guy unless you’re in “queer spaces”.