UserStory

As a dude, I want badass shit so that you can suck it.

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As a person working remotely, I want my neighbors to work at the office so that I don't hear them shuffling around all damn day.

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As a person with ears on a train, I want to ride without blaring music from some asshole so that I'm not a complete grouch when I get home.