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Follow me if you tweet funny things

[༄ @BENLIKETHIS]

MELANYELIS CHEAT ON UR NIGGA TODAY.

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

I love that nobody is buying Mel’s BS. Girl you knew!!! #LoveIslandUSA

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

this song actually shifted the trajectory of pop culture

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Your job as a man is to make sure I don’t need another man for anything.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

men are losers even in their own fantasies

[uncle keef (IG:Keithwayne__) @keithwayne__]

STOP giving these niggas the benefit of the doubt and START doubting the benefits of these niggas

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when u wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night.

[🍯🔑 @imeverybottom]

Chic fil a order was 17.99, gave my sis 20.01 and she actually gave me $3 back

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

when I use "😔" this is what I want to convey

[Rob⋆｡°✩ @symulatiion]

How it feels to quit the same job twice

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me ignoring sleep because i didn't get time to enjoy life after work

[🌙 @navybih]

When someone says 12-10 years ago I be thinking it’s 2008 or something when in reality its 2015-16…….

[Bray.. @Bray_erryday]

Credit card company suing me for not paying them back..

[me irl @me_when_irl]

Me after saying I have to lock in

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Me at the end of the Zoom meeting where I said nothing the entire time

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

i miss when china had my data 💔

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Men lie so much I'm starting to believe Adam bit the apple & blamed it on Eve 😭😭 that's why the apple is stuck in men's throats

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Me cooking scrambled eggs in 7 seconds cause I put the stove temperature on 3000 degrees