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Bed of roses

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sometimes i look at emails i've written and genuinely can't believe i'm pretending to be this professional.

[jay @wallahibestie]

accidentally typed miss information instead of misinformation

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

“I’m so sorry I’m calling you this late”

Oh my baby it’s your right, call me anytime you like.🤭

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

i keep picturing me winning uncontrollably

[Olufunke Cherish O. @Ola___ife]

Guys 😭
I bought apples 🍎 yesterday , took it out from the fridge and noticed RED stains in my palm , it’s a faded green apple painted to Red .

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Budgeting with clean money

[Sorority @no_women_rights]

“Si alguna vez has intentado meterle un dedo en el ano a un hombre heterosexual durante el sexo, sabrás que ellos entienden muy bien el consentimiento en curso, retirada de consentimiento y los límites sexuales. Solo se hacen los confundidos cuando se trata de nuestros cuerpos.”

[tax verstappen @mostlyboxbox]

A new app idea called Linked-Out where people can post about why they left their toxic workplace.

[✨BLOCKIANA✨ @Big_Dreez89]

Normalize demoting friends back to associates ! You cool, but you're not my friend !

[Pepedro @pedrinpercs]

Eu tenho uma tese de por que gente feia é menos legal

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s just wild how 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline BUT we're allowing them to run our ENTIRE country.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

everybody wanna be mean until it’s time for me to be mean

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

I’ll be brutally fucking honest:
I prefer working with women because they don’t confuse teamwork with flirting like it’s a personality trait.

[𝒮𝓊𝓀𝒾𝒾𝒾𝒾 👼🏽🎀😈 @thee_Agirly]

Please you guys should pray for me

This spirit of cheating must go
Pray pls

[َ @gffyoq]

fake ass avoidant i can feel you daydreaming about our future together.

[cutiepia @cutiepia8395]

Women can do this cool thing where they can navigate a crowded room without putting their hands on the lower backs of men.

[The Party Oxygen @theDjWhyte]

Your president said the economy was getting better.
Uber, Golemon, Nasco, GSK, ShopRite, P&G, Kimberly Clark, Microsoft. All exited Nigerian market.

Nothing way this admin don do good. Nothing.

[jake @wormpuller]

Fool me once I’ll fucking destroy you

[paola @paolalien]

the worst part about having a job is having to wear a bra

[༺☠︎︎༻ @_m4miii]

to be bitten is to be loved