jüde

u can’t punk the ponk

[jüde @username0020000]

wanted to order chipotle but Apple Music had other plans…

[jüde @username0020000]

when someone is screen sharing their camera roll otp like i wanna see that shit

[jüde @username0020000]

everyone is having sex except you

[jüde @username0020000]

tried the ghosting method and ended up a victim of stalking

[jüde @username0020000]

being blocked by people i’ve never seen on this app

[jüde @username0020000]

Got a leg cramp while on the toilet

[jüde @username0020000]

the concept of your literal irls watching your story and not helping you or check on you

[jüde @username0020000]

so the question is… am i a girl or a junkie???

[jüde @username0020000]

this gotta be studied CAUSE HOW TF

[jüde @username0020000]

right.

[jüde @username0020000]

clocked, slaughtered and paid a bitch on a panel, got blocked and won

[jüde @username0020000]

complimented someone and said I was obsessed and got made fun of for it

[jüde @username0020000]

If you were upset @Montellxx you could’ve @ me but of course you choose to be a weird ass ponk per usual fuck u and that funky ass space bitch

[jüde @username0020000]

Jealousy strikes again

[CHAKA @fineass_variant]

A man getting his ass ate is gay

[jüde @username0020000]

This is what Meryl Streep was talking about…

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Law Roach is now styling Kim Kardashian.

[jüde @username0020000]

Have you been to planet Earth or ?????

[Sonder 🌹 🌟 @Sonderisfon]

Why do people smoke?

[jüde @username0020000]

should i come out to my family as an atheist first or queer first

[jüde @username0020000]

Having good health

[yreva @uffyebanda]

what makes u happy?

[jüde @username0020000]

I’m glad yall came to ya senses about Kwn

[jüde @username0020000]

Gypsy Rose:

[‏ִֶָ @tatemclisa]

MY MOM FINALLY DIED