augustvitriol

[augustvitriol @usernamebbi]

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[augustvitriol @usernamebbi]

https://t.co/YSsEPJsCUD

[Bigwave 2.0 @BigWave372]

My hamster escaped from prison again.
Had to use the boiled egg tongs to bring the little fugitive back into custody

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

"ughhh why is reanimating corpses so harddd i fucking hate being a necromancer fuck"

the lesser souls i keep in my pocket:

[Corv @MS06ZAKU_II]

“Here I’ll tank/heal so you can queue faster”

[Hello Cute Life 🐥 @hellocutelife]

Happy Easter!

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

Cecil County, MD ☘️Bob is hoping to strike Gold Today

Bob, a 12 yo senior is sadly still awaiting a Forever home or Foster Placement. He has a huge online fan base but, not a human to officially call his own yet:(

Bob sadly tested positive for Felv & FIV.

[phone].

[claire de lune @com_langer]

theyre doing this to me at work tomorrow

[augustvitriol @usernamebbi]

@RealBPhil Why would they be hurt while peacefully protesting? Unless thy are right about the violence they are protesting 🤔

[venus @venuslovesrats]

the Lettuce Prince

[Kiwi & Goose @KiwiCat0703]

Kiwi is being a freak again

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

Back at it again (it = rolling around)

[Kiwi & Goose @KiwiCat0703]

Kiwi don’t look at me like that

[augustvitriol @usernamebbi]

@Starseeker1986 I had a nurse tell me she didn't believe in the whole "no news is good news" thing and would always follow up with patients, really was nice to be told everything was good instead of thinking that maybe they forgot to tell me something was wrong

[Chris 🦝 (READ BIO!!) @TrashPanda08x]

Amtrak took over this project and was making serious ground until the Trump admin killed it, btw. So you can thank them for the continued traffic.

[baby dog @babydogfanclub]

absolutely delighted for family time today (me & roommate sitting on the floor with him)

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sorry can’t, have huge plans today

[augustvitriol @usernamebbi]

@mostwantedyke i guess its performative to have been born before 2010

[おぬどん @Ic9S6]

脱皮中

[Kaecey🇺🇸 @AmericanVsGov]

CONGRESS JUST NUKED THE HEMP INDUSTRY IN THE SPENDING BILL

While you were distracted by the shutdown drama, they snuck Section 781 into the bill.

It basically bans most hemp products.

Here's what they did:

Delta-8 THC? Banned.

Delta-10 THC? Banned.

Your CBD oil with trace THC? Probably illegal.

They set the limit at 0.4mg of THC per ENTIRE container.

Not per serving.

Per container.

A standard CBD tincture bottle? Over the limit.

Those gummies that help your grandma sleep? Criminal.

But wait, it gets worse.

They're banning anything with "THC-like cannabinoids."

What counts as THC-like?

They don't know.

FDA will tell us in 90 days.

After the bill passes.

Classic government.

Pass it first, figure it out later.

Thousands of small businesses? Dead.

Farm families growing hemp? Screwed.

Veterans using CBD for PTSD? Back to pharma pills.

People managing pain without opioids? Too bad.

This wasn't about safety.

This was Big Pharma eliminating competition.

They can't patent a plant.

So they made it illegal.

Again.

Both parties voted for this.

Both parties fucked over small business.

Both parties chose lobbyists over people.

Takes effect November 2026.

Just enough time for corporations to corner the market.

That's why They Both Suck.

They'll reopen government while closing businesses.

[augustvitriol @usernamebbi]

@PopCrave the hair is giving gerard way black parade

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

I missed Tummy Rub Tuesday but here’s my offering anyway