Louise!

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Finish your broccoli, there’s starving sailors on the USS Abraham Lincoln

[𝚗𝚘𝚕𝚊 𝚋𝚊𝚎𝚋𝚎 @NolaBaebe]

you know when It finally Happens, the Democrats are going to scold people for celebrating his death

[very tall bart @TallBart]

I run over a guy with my car. "Good thing I have a spare!" I pop the trunk and pull out an identical looking guy

[insane facebook marketplace items @insanemrktplace]

Our work is done here

[Louise! @usernmbr100397]

Hi @OHDems why do you keep spending money to text me but not schedule me for a volunteer shift??

[Trisha Ann 🍒 @DestrosGirl]

So NO ONE could wheelchair Mitch McConnell to Lindsey Graham Funeral?

NO ONE??

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Why is an official government account referencing the Jimmy Neutron x Fairly Odd Parents crossover episode from 20 years ago

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Americans spent more on sports betting in 2025 than the film, music, book, and museum industries earned combined, per @FortuneMagazine.

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

you can charge $20 for a sandwich now, even if it’s not that good. you didn’t used to be able to charge $20 for a sandwich — especially if it wasn’t that good — but you can now

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

JD vance is sweating

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Mitch McConnell's team reached out to me earlier today — through an intermediary, of course — asking me to take this down.

I won't. I don't bend the knee.

And if they don't like having their name and face attached to it, maybe they should ask themselves why that is.

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

This is the AI that will be taking your job

[maK 🔻 @TheyThemItalian]

she's being too nice

[bacon @baconecaos]

Protejam essa mulher antes que ela se suicide com 10 tiros nas costas pelas empresas de produtos de higiene

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

WE paid the tariffs but the businesses get the refunds. As long as I live, I’ll never understand why millions of Americans voted to get fucked over by this child-raping piece of shit.

[Sam Connor @criprights]

Give that judge a fucking medal.

@ShereleMoody

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

I have no idea what the law says, but Governor Beshear should just call the special election anyway and force Republicans to show some proof of life for McConnell. That’s what they would do in the same situation.

[Cinna @xblazyjai]

Reminder that shit like this is happening because Trump’s budget cuts to agencies like the FDA. Our food is less regulated now because of his choices as a leader.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

cats at 3am: